daveysockrocker

being home this early suuuuuuuucks but its raining like crazy and cold as fuck. Luckily theres a bottle of Beam, a minikeg of heineken, Midori, Goose and Redrum behind me. Were going to watch either Rocky Horror, Neverending Story or anything by Kaufman and ima try to pretend I live in the south of france. >_< Now the only problem is how do we fit...
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always with the surveys...


1. Are you girly?
uuuh no, im not

2. do other girls think your pretty?
well i dont...wait...other?

3. what do other girls think of you?
there must be some mistake, im a guy.

4. whats your favorite brand of makeup?
hey wait, i said im a guy.

5. how many skirts do you own?
what?? none! i dont wear skirts....
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I feel the need to relay a large point I made earlier.

Anyone having kids today does so out of pure selfishness. I was then asked to consider the joy and happiness a child can bring.

That's right. YOUR joy. YOUR Happiness. What about theirs? And there-in lies the many problems.

Kids today are bombarded with way more information than they can process. Between 24...
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(pity me, for these are the people i know.

earlier i ran into a girl i know and she seemed pissed and standoffish which hasn't ever been the case. I confront her about it and here's that conversation)

hey wtf you've been looking at me like i punched your mom.

whatever, i don't feel like talking to you.

errr why

you just say dumb shit....
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David Letterman isn't having a good week. For now were going to skip the Top 10 list he did about Sarah Palin, as that doesn't seem to be causing the him the biggest problem. Probably because her makeup DOES make her look like a slutty flight attendant.

We will instead focus on the complete bullshit surrounding Letterman's monologue concerning Sarah Palin's trip to New York...
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(i posted this in the boards and have since been reminded by something someone said once. Liberals love america like an adult in that it sees the imperfections and wants to fix them so as to make it that much better because it cares. Conservatives love america like a child. Stubbornly defending its loved one and getting angry or defensive at anyone who says anything...
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I didnt want to post a new blog because I thought my last blog was more prevalent and i wanted it to stay on my main page BUT this has bugged me so here we are.

Over the past couple of months a girl named Sasha Grey has been doing a number of interviews to promote a new movie she is starring in called "The...
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i really wish suicidegirls management would quit dicking around the girls with long approval times and review sets and work more towards getting new sets from existing girls who already had the courage and tenacity to display themselves for the world to see, instead of just sucking in new girls who don't know about the mass amounts of bullshit. Seriously, i have a list of...
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