HOT NIGHT CRASH
OK! Happy Birthday to me! Remember - forgetting birthdays, that's really immature.
24 is better than 23, by one. Nine things I've learned in the year. There's gonna be a fortune cookie theme on account of last night's dinner. Ready?
1. Drinking is more fun than not drinking, unless... well, you know.
2. Keep your enemies close and your girlfriends closer.
3....
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OK! Happy Birthday to me! Remember - forgetting birthdays, that's really immature.
24 is better than 23, by one. Nine things I've learned in the year. There's gonna be a fortune cookie theme on account of last night's dinner. Ready?
1. Drinking is more fun than not drinking, unless... well, you know.
2. Keep your enemies close and your girlfriends closer.
3....
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Cryptnotic
OK. All my friends in the suburbs are getting married... All of them! It's winter in America, isn't it?
Had an episode w/ the X. It was great. Lots of awkwardness and unsqueezed lemon wedges. Honey was used, borrowed, but not enjoyed. Real honey? No, manufactured but real. Tonight it's gonna be round 2. It's gonna be a 'make up date. I miss em,...
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OK. All my friends in the suburbs are getting married... All of them! It's winter in America, isn't it?
Had an episode w/ the X. It was great. Lots of awkwardness and unsqueezed lemon wedges. Honey was used, borrowed, but not enjoyed. Real honey? No, manufactured but real. Tonight it's gonna be round 2. It's gonna be a 'make up date. I miss em,...
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miho:
Happy Birthday you sexy thing 
glorybox:
Happy Belated b-day.... and happy valentines day!
A PIGSKIN OF A WASTE INDUSTRY, A BALL OF LATENT HOMOSEXUALITY
Fill up on the chitterlings, folks. Let's get chubby!
Fill up on the chitterlings, folks. Let's get chubby!
Freedom isn't free. Liberty is out of stock.
OK, no comments on the State of the Union. Be glad.
The Pussy Died
So it looks like V-Day is on. They say chocolate is an aphrodisiac. We know. But are the roses really necessary?
Cheap Thrills
I ran into an old friend from school last night. Awkward and weird. It's good to exorcise demons from the...
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OK, no comments on the State of the Union. Be glad.
The Pussy Died
So it looks like V-Day is on. They say chocolate is an aphrodisiac. We know. But are the roses really necessary?
Cheap Thrills
I ran into an old friend from school last night. Awkward and weird. It's good to exorcise demons from the...
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glorybox:
Hey, glad i got to meet you last night. I couldnt find ya to say bye, and my rides were leaving. Hope to hang out with you again soon! 
Red Bull, mmmm!
Red Bull, mmmm!
Think Martha Stewart with access to nuclear codes
A quick recap of the week: Snow, Sex, Sweat. In that order.
Got a nice trim yesterday. I was leanin towards a hawk but I'd be out of uniform. Instead, sideburns will reign supreme! Burrito supreme...
Vietnamese coffee is a good thing. Sometimes when the ultra-caffeinated insanity coffee gets you all crusty and dehydrated, a good cup...
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A quick recap of the week: Snow, Sex, Sweat. In that order.
Got a nice trim yesterday. I was leanin towards a hawk but I'd be out of uniform. Instead, sideburns will reign supreme! Burrito supreme...
Vietnamese coffee is a good thing. Sometimes when the ultra-caffeinated insanity coffee gets you all crusty and dehydrated, a good cup...
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glorybox:
boo!
glorybox:
I shall see you tonight hopefully!!!
Eat me out
First time to type that. So yesterday I hung out w/ my other X and it was damn fun. We had sushi here by Okochi-san, this freestyle chef and it was yum - especially the flounder. She got drunk off of sake and stopped being a bitch. All the rain was annoying got me a bit nostalgic.
Korean American Day was pretty...
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First time to type that. So yesterday I hung out w/ my other X and it was damn fun. We had sushi here by Okochi-san, this freestyle chef and it was yum - especially the flounder. She got drunk off of sake and stopped being a bitch. All the rain was annoying got me a bit nostalgic.
Korean American Day was pretty...
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jamielee:
What'd you think of Karaoke?
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day:
stupid station!
stupid station! 
april:
haha.
thanks very much
-ape
thanks very much
-ape
KILL BILL VOL. 2
Below me. I heard Erlich on the Mark Steiner show today. It's always good to listen to corporate cheerleading by an ex-jock that was born without the ability to grow sideburns.
So there's that. We're still putting our bill through - so fuck 'em.
All the best lies are sealed with a Kiss
Talked to my ex last night. It's been...
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Below me. I heard Erlich on the Mark Steiner show today. It's always good to listen to corporate cheerleading by an ex-jock that was born without the ability to grow sideburns.
So there's that. We're still putting our bill through - so fuck 'em.
All the best lies are sealed with a Kiss
Talked to my ex last night. It's been...
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Knocked down, Get up
Ahh, so we lost today. Bullshit politicians. We're straight though. It's a big year. I feel like a hundred damn dollars right about now.
How can you NEVER have eaten a Hot Pocket?! It's unthinkable. I mean, they're EVERYWHERE. Maybe it's a 90's thing but DAMN. Fucking Hot Pockets! That goddamn metal sleeve that makes the bread shell super crispy. That...
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Ahh, so we lost today. Bullshit politicians. We're straight though. It's a big year. I feel like a hundred damn dollars right about now.
How can you NEVER have eaten a Hot Pocket?! It's unthinkable. I mean, they're EVERYWHERE. Maybe it's a 90's thing but DAMN. Fucking Hot Pockets! That goddamn metal sleeve that makes the bread shell super crispy. That...
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artenysis:
Hmmm...I've never had a Hot Pocket before. But you do make them sound quite tempting, I must say. Also, I suggest you sell plasma rather than sperm, because it would be terrifying to meet tons of tiny tots in 20 years that you fathered unknowingly. Yikes! 
sophie:
"bullshit politicians"
have you heard that propagandhi song? hmm, i looked them up. this song rocks...
Bullshit Politicians Lyrics
Every fucking day our cities tell us what they think of justice. They lock the courageous away as the cowards plaster the cracks spreading through the monolith. But if this man isn't freed, this city burns. "On this Day of Remembrance let us not kneel and pray for the dead. Let us stand and activate for the living, to rescue those about to die" at the hands of bullshit politicians; bloated pin-dick motherfuckers who bow and curtsy to the seats of power. We'll never learn and nothing will ever change as long as we stay this course of followers and slaves. I can't believe we're still content reshuffling the same old decks of kings and queens and faux-democracies. I say we hand it back to the bullshit politicians. Brick by brick, wall by wall...
um, may your day today not include a conversation with even one single person too dumb to keep up.
have you heard that propagandhi song? hmm, i looked them up. this song rocks...
Bullshit Politicians Lyrics
Every fucking day our cities tell us what they think of justice. They lock the courageous away as the cowards plaster the cracks spreading through the monolith. But if this man isn't freed, this city burns. "On this Day of Remembrance let us not kneel and pray for the dead. Let us stand and activate for the living, to rescue those about to die" at the hands of bullshit politicians; bloated pin-dick motherfuckers who bow and curtsy to the seats of power. We'll never learn and nothing will ever change as long as we stay this course of followers and slaves. I can't believe we're still content reshuffling the same old decks of kings and queens and faux-democracies. I say we hand it back to the bullshit politicians. Brick by brick, wall by wall...
um, may your day today not include a conversation with even one single person too dumb to keep up.
FIVE SECONDS TO REVOLUTION
Tomorrow's the big day. It'll be a mixture of cheap wool and bad combovers sat on top of a mahogany beam. Gavels, caucuses, and egos. Sounds like fun!
The wallet got a little fatter today. Party tomorrow. If anyone is down to hang out in Bmore contact this guy
This all means that I'll be able to get my guitar back...
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Tomorrow's the big day. It'll be a mixture of cheap wool and bad combovers sat on top of a mahogany beam. Gavels, caucuses, and egos. Sounds like fun!
The wallet got a little fatter today. Party tomorrow. If anyone is down to hang out in Bmore contact this guy
This all means that I'll be able to get my guitar back...
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Youve/theyve obviously never had MY dreams!