THIS UPDATE IS DEDICATED TO THE GOOD FUCKERS, AND THOSE WHO WANT TO BE GOOD FUCKERS

OK, today gonna see the O's play. Get a pulled pork sammich at Boog's. Get sauced and full of peanuts till the O's take whoever the hell they're playing to the fucking cleaners. And by cleaners I mean the shitcan.

So tomorrow's gonna be Gtown, gotta get that weekly pizza fo sho. Trying to hook up Friday if there are any takers out there, ha. Any parties I can crash?

I ordered this bad-ass new pickup for my Les Paul



It's gonna make me sound like fucking Ace Frehley. And that ain't a bad thing.


Hanguk Yeoja

OK, as far as ass goes in Korea, it's Yi Hyo-Ri. She's like their Beyonce, only more ghetto. You can squirm your pinky finger in her winker and she'll smile back and say "komawa" in that pop star voice. Pussy and a pistol.