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daveydarko

Silver Spring, MD

Member Since 2005

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Monday Apr 04, 2005

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Goodbye Mitch

Mitch dies, the world makes historic pilgrimage to St. Paul. No one makes eye contact. I don't know where his final resting place will be but it will involve a morbid pizza company. That was heavy, man. frown



The worst thing about driving 200 miles a day is keeping track of the mix tapes. Anyone got any good cassettes that they aren't using? I'll pay for the shipping! Just contact this guy ARRR!!!

Probably the best thing about being GG Allin is the access to the world media outlets and pro-life foundations. I mean, when you're GG, you get to ride around in a special car that's got bulletproof glass and the bad-ass switches. People ask you to bless their panties and cock rings. It's a sweet gig.

Let's get physical

OK, one thing I like that American women don't normally do is nipple-play. I mean, mine are small as hell - think pennies - and they taste like tootsie rolls for all I know. But one thing that's for sure is I do miss it since I've been back in the States. In the Far East, it's all about getting serviced in the man titties. It's like common coin.



ELECTRIC CHACH PANTS - SATURDAY APRIL 9TH ARLINGTON

So the side project band got a gig, and it's gonna be a doozy. Remember, when you show up, greet me by a tug on the ass. It's tug-able, so don't worry about not getting any grab-age. Pauly Shore's gonna be there. If you're gonna scream, scream with me and my cock.

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The day Mitch died, I smoked a commemorative bowl and waved goodbye to dozens of private sex fantasies. I've never had a celebrity I *cared* about die before. It feels weird. I never understood until now, I actually do feel like I lost someone I cared about. Moreso than oh say a co-worker.
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Apr 5, 2005

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