HOT NIGHT CRASH
OK! Happy Birthday to me! Remember - forgetting birthdays, that's really immature.
24 is better than 23, by one. Nine things I've learned in the year. There's gonna be a fortune cookie theme on account of last night's dinner. Ready?
1. Drinking is more fun than not drinking, unless... well, you know.
2. Keep your enemies close and your girlfriends closer.
3. Wait to talk before the sound of your own voice interrupts.
4. One of us has already died.
5. Families matter.
6. Sleep is surely overrated.
7. Some things are best forgotten.
8. Clean and shaved, cut and dry.
9. Sooner's better than later.
OK! Happy Birthday to me! Remember - forgetting birthdays, that's really immature.
24 is better than 23, by one. Nine things I've learned in the year. There's gonna be a fortune cookie theme on account of last night's dinner. Ready?
1. Drinking is more fun than not drinking, unless... well, you know.
2. Keep your enemies close and your girlfriends closer.
3. Wait to talk before the sound of your own voice interrupts.
4. One of us has already died.
5. Families matter.
6. Sleep is surely overrated.
7. Some things are best forgotten.
8. Clean and shaved, cut and dry.
9. Sooner's better than later.
Youve/theyve obviously never had MY dreams!