Knocked down, Get up
Ahh, so we lost today. Bullshit politicians. We're straight though. It's a big year. I feel like a hundred damn dollars right about now.
How can you NEVER have eaten a Hot Pocket?! It's unthinkable. I mean, they're EVERYWHERE. Maybe it's a 90's thing but DAMN. Fucking Hot Pockets! That goddamn metal sleeve that makes the bread shell super crispy. That burn-your-gums-off lava filling that's salty as all hell. It's magical. You could eat ten and not get sick. They're like oozy time capsules of junk food-dom. If my band were on tour I'd go to Costco to buy four boxes of some pepperoni hot pockets and we'd be set for weeks.
Have you ever started telling someone a story and then notice halfway through that they're not listening on account of being extremely dim? So then you just start making things up in the off-chance that they'll snap on out of it and notice that they're being fucked with? It happens, man. It happens a lot...
Who doesn't love rocknroll? I played the BEST Les Paul Custom today. It was fucking great. I gotta buy it. It's like $2,400 so I better start donating sperm like, now. I gotta sell my Goldtop. Gotta get on that. My birthday's coming up, people!
Ahh, so we lost today. Bullshit politicians. We're straight though. It's a big year. I feel like a hundred damn dollars right about now.
How can you NEVER have eaten a Hot Pocket?! It's unthinkable. I mean, they're EVERYWHERE. Maybe it's a 90's thing but DAMN. Fucking Hot Pockets! That goddamn metal sleeve that makes the bread shell super crispy. That burn-your-gums-off lava filling that's salty as all hell. It's magical. You could eat ten and not get sick. They're like oozy time capsules of junk food-dom. If my band were on tour I'd go to Costco to buy four boxes of some pepperoni hot pockets and we'd be set for weeks.
Have you ever started telling someone a story and then notice halfway through that they're not listening on account of being extremely dim? So then you just start making things up in the off-chance that they'll snap on out of it and notice that they're being fucked with? It happens, man. It happens a lot...
Who doesn't love rocknroll? I played the BEST Les Paul Custom today. It was fucking great. I gotta buy it. It's like $2,400 so I better start donating sperm like, now. I gotta sell my Goldtop. Gotta get on that. My birthday's coming up, people!
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have you heard that propagandhi song? hmm, i looked them up. this song rocks...
Bullshit Politicians Lyrics
Every fucking day our cities tell us what they think of justice. They lock the courageous away as the cowards plaster the cracks spreading through the monolith. But if this man isn't freed, this city burns. "On this Day of Remembrance let us not kneel and pray for the dead. Let us stand and activate for the living, to rescue those about to die" at the hands of bullshit politicians; bloated pin-dick motherfuckers who bow and curtsy to the seats of power. We'll never learn and nothing will ever change as long as we stay this course of followers and slaves. I can't believe we're still content reshuffling the same old decks of kings and queens and faux-democracies. I say we hand it back to the bullshit politicians. Brick by brick, wall by wall...
um, may your day today not include a conversation with even one single person too dumb to keep up.