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OK, got a couple auditions coming up. Dunno about playing geezer-rock but a poet's a poet, and I'm trying to go to Europa.

Been eating too much kimchi, starting to smell like a monkey, but that's a good thing, bc everyone likes a long banana. Gina Lynn's at the Ritz Cabaret tonight. I'm dyin to go.

Can somebody tell me why Boondock Saints is worth...
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sophie:
hey cutie! thanks for the kind words!

kiss
jill:
thanks so much for the sweet comment on our set!!
kiss kiss
it was a blast shooting it!
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HOT PURSUIT

Collar up, pants down. So much you can lose in 24 hours: your cool, your hearing, sense of balance, feelings. Unlike with pleasure, pain hits harder when it's self-inflicted. And you realize that the biggest fuckups can become the greatest opportunities.

But there's only plastic shell of a moment that you're trying to resurrect. Ghosts dancing around the furniture, smiling, spilling drinks and...
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annalee:
Hehe, glad you like the colour! skull
xip:
Not now, Gary.
xip

p.s.--presumptuous of me to assume you were referencing Family Guy, but I did, because it's all I know and all I understand anymore...
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CBGB RADIO HAVANA

You come across a mobile suburb of truckers along route 32 and wonder what's going on inside of their cabs. Truck fashion shows, jump rope dance contests, mad libs. The high life on I95.

Plan a trip to NYC in your head and see how long you can keep up 90mph in a Cavalier. Reminisce about the time you were a city...
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cliona:
I checked out your link on MySpace. I like the music.
xip:
I stared at that picture until my eyes bled. I stared at that picture until my eyes bled. I stared at that picture until my eyes bled. I stared at that picture until my eyes bled. I stared at that picture until my eyes bled. I stared at that picture until my eyes bled. I stared at that picture until my eyes bled.

Damn you!
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starry_eyed:
1. What did you do last night? i slept then went to the diner

2. Who are you sexing now? no one

3. Which hand do you wipe with? right usually

4. When was the last time you used a sex toy? never have
cliona:
Hi, I just wanted to say thanks for the reply. I had a realy good time up there this weekend.
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xip:
I love your journals. I've decided when I have more than 20 minutes of free time I'm going to crack open a bottle of iced tea, wrap me-self up in a blanket, and read all of these.
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domnicella:
Wow, you really wanna know?
About the straightener..Hot tools professional, thats the name.
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Wake up - you have company

I said I'd never be a company man. Getting religion on a Thursday night. Tonight's gonna be a blast, I can feel it. Not that I like going to assfest clubs - and I'm an assman - but there's something about big hoopy earrings and pink shirts that make me want to drink a bottle of cough syrup and...
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glorybox:
eeeewww.... hehe tongue
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FOREVER ALWAYS

The 80's are back - I guess. In light of this, I'd like to offer a few tips for surviving the repackaged pop culture onslaught.

1. LEARN TO DANCE. Dancing is easy, if you're not standing still. Beer helps - lots of it.

2. Jean jackets, baby! Fucking hot, nuff said.

3. Don't be the guy w/ the keyboard tie. Bc it's just...
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justine55:
80's love kiss
glorybox:
"But i invented the pianno key neck tie"
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glorybox:
confused confused please explain confused hehe
daveydarko:
Pardon my haiku! Sorry folks, this one's bound for mysteryville. wink
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HOT NIGHT CRASH

OK! Happy Birthday to me! Remember - forgetting birthdays, that's really immature.

24 is better than 23, by one. Nine things I've learned in the year. There's gonna be a fortune cookie theme on account of last night's dinner. Ready?

1. Drinking is more fun than not drinking, unless... well, you know.

2. Keep your enemies close and your girlfriends closer.

3....
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red_bess:
6. Sleep is surely overrated. eeek
Youve/theyve obviously never had MY dreams!
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Cryptnotic

OK. All my friends in the suburbs are getting married... All of them! It's winter in America, isn't it?

Had an episode w/ the X. It was great. Lots of awkwardness and unsqueezed lemon wedges. Honey was used, borrowed, but not enjoyed. Real honey? No, manufactured but real. Tonight it's gonna be round 2. It's gonna be a 'make up date. I miss em,...
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miho:
Happy Birthday you sexy thing love kiss
glorybox:
Happy Belated b-day.... and happy valentines day!

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A PIGSKIN OF A WASTE INDUSTRY, A BALL OF LATENT HOMOSEXUALITY

Fill up on the chitterlings, folks. Let's get chubby! puke