Some girls are so awesomely dumb. I love it. He was there all along, and he's still the same exact guy... but you didn't care until he was "cool." In any case, ha motherfucking HA bitch, because you've passed him a million times before, I bet, and he wasn't worth a bit to you back then. Same exact guy. And that's a pity, because there...
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mindless:
You are pretty. And stuff. So yeah.
auto_maton:
Hooray!
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throb:
OH YEAH BABY! THAT'S RIGHT! 
mister_x:
WOOOOO!!!
This is going to sound crazy, I know. Really crazy.
The thing is, I'm starting to believe that my car possesses something of the divine. And I'm not saying that in the "I'm a car nerd and my car is so awesome" kind of way, because really, it's just average. The thing is, I think my car likes to catch me in lies and punish...
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The thing is, I'm starting to believe that my car possesses something of the divine. And I'm not saying that in the "I'm a car nerd and my car is so awesome" kind of way, because really, it's just average. The thing is, I think my car likes to catch me in lies and punish...
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mister_x:
you need more death metal and Guitar Wolf playing in your car. that should take care of anything divine effecting your car.
throb:
I GUESS THE CONSCIENCE CAN REACT FROM WITHOUT AS WELL AS WITHIN
I'm a towering inferno of anger and rage. It's one of those scream-every-single-song-on-the-radio days. Or just scream.
Kisses!
Kisses!
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mister_x:
YES! strike me down in anger and then you will truly have turned to the darkside!!
throb:
I'M THE HULK.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
[There was a picture here, but it didn't work. Hold on, man.]
How adorable is the kid in the alkaline trio shirt? Last night, we went to steak 'n' shake, and he was asking me for advice on how to turn his girlfriend on, "like all the way up, like a lot!" Yeah.
... so I took him in the back of my van, and......
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How adorable is the kid in the alkaline trio shirt? Last night, we went to steak 'n' shake, and he was asking me for advice on how to turn his girlfriend on, "like all the way up, like a lot!" Yeah.
... so I took him in the back of my van, and......
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ccfoo:
I think I need that kind of advice...
stiggy56:
Thanks for the Bday wishes!
Much love
Much love
Good job, guys. Getting devoured by a zombie was neat. Afterwards, we were all hanging out, zomBOY, Boba Fett, Rob, and myself covered in blood and guts, and my aunt and uncle happened to be shopping at that very Publix. "This is what the kids are doing these days," I told them. In conclusion, robots have lasers. The end.
p.s. Go to thee imperial this...
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p.s. Go to thee imperial this...
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ccfoo:
I'll try to make it there Friday...
mister_x:
not a single decent souvenir , just green eyed postcards and those lame ass name license plates.
they will never have my name..
they will never have my name..
Tomorrow I'm getting victimized by a zombie in front of a publix shopping center!!! Fucking AWESOME!!! High fives all around for cheap zombie flicks and shitty acting! Fuck, yeah!
So, zombies vs. robots? Discuss amongst yourselves.
So, zombies vs. robots? Discuss amongst yourselves.
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xxholdfastxx:
The ZOMBIES will def. win, they cant die they're already frickin DEAD!
The ZOMBIES will def. win, they cant die they're already frickin DEAD!
ccfoo:
I want robots to win because they don't go losing body parts on you! 
Pancakes!
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ccfoo:
Apple fritters!
mister_x:
no. no pancakes! *bites hand* SHIT!! what fucking pancakes???
How exciting!
Today's new girl is from where I'm from. For a second there, with the name Jess, and long dark hair, I thought... well, nevermind, because it's not her.
Yesterday I got my septum pierced, and I coughed, causing the poor dear to nick my nostril.
Oh, but it's wonderful! You'd love it. I love it.
And yesterday, I also studied for bio with...
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Today's new girl is from where I'm from. For a second there, with the name Jess, and long dark hair, I thought... well, nevermind, because it's not her.
Yesterday I got my septum pierced, and I coughed, causing the poor dear to nick my nostril.
Oh, but it's wonderful! You'd love it. I love it.
And yesterday, I also studied for bio with...
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mister_x:
no, you're awesome. this could go on for a week.
barcosbarcos:
oh ya, saucy new septum piercing 'mam. now if you get the sides of your nose pierced, you could put a stick all the way through your nose. now tha'd be cool.
yeah, the movie that's called LIFE SUCKS stars everyone...
This routine is horrible.
This routine is horrible.
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stiggy56:
I feel like a smacked ass right now!! 
cantuttayo:
I like my ass smacked