I'm so sick of myself tonight. I consciously repeat my mistakes. It's so dumb, and I just... always lose it. And then I always try to cover it up in real life, but publicly lament via the internet. Loser.
I'm not even going to bother explaining myself right now, because it's just so stupid, and I know... everything. I already know how this turns out,...
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I'm not even going to bother explaining myself right now, because it's just so stupid, and I know... everything. I already know how this turns out,...
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Tell me funny stories about poorly timed entrances. You know, friends, family, roommates. Please?
bcguitar33:
This may count and may not. Here goes:
My friend Greg and I were at a wedding. The couple were two people we used to be friends with, but they became too focused on each other and ignored us. Back when we were friends, Greg hooked up with this girl [on my bed, that piece of shit]. Also, she used to be svelte but got very, very big between the engagement and the wedding. Unbeknownst to Greg, the bride, groom, and the bride's parents were standing directly behind him when he let out with a real winner of a comment, "God, [the bride] got so fucking huge she doesn't even look like the girl I hooked up with!"
My friend Greg and I were at a wedding. The couple were two people we used to be friends with, but they became too focused on each other and ignored us. Back when we were friends, Greg hooked up with this girl [on my bed, that piece of shit]. Also, she used to be svelte but got very, very big between the engagement and the wedding. Unbeknownst to Greg, the bride, groom, and the bride's parents were standing directly behind him when he let out with a real winner of a comment, "God, [the bride] got so fucking huge she doesn't even look like the girl I hooked up with!"
fisticuffs:
I kept trying to think of a story, but I don't think I can top bcguitar33's. 

I'm going to Virginia Beach. Neat!
ccfoo:
For vacation or forever?
Hey, thanks.
Oh, and I think I might go grey for a while. Actually, that's probably all talk, because I don't know if I could handle it. But maybe. That would be next week or something. Ehh.
Oh, and I think I might go grey for a while. Actually, that's probably all talk, because I don't know if I could handle it. But maybe. That would be next week or something. Ehh.
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marlowe:
that sucks

marlowe:
on a side note... you should find me on Lj. sgmarlowe

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ccfoo:
You have a good birthday? 4 years? Damn...
dedgirl:
Are you secretly hoping for a certain question from someone because you're dying to talk about something without going first? nah, actually this was a favor turned from another journal's request after asking questions for him
2. How do you feel about zombies? I'm not scared, and my future love with be greenish with sunk in cheeckbones, dark eye circles and moans when spoken to
3. How was your day? chilled like crushed ice in your favoreet beverage
2. How do you feel about zombies? I'm not scared, and my future love with be greenish with sunk in cheeckbones, dark eye circles and moans when spoken to
3. How was your day? chilled like crushed ice in your favoreet beverage

Nevermind the crush. Total douchebag.
But that's just a small thing, because my life is really fucking grand, and anyway, I've got a boyfriend.
I wish my roommate wasn't completely hogging the bathroom right now though, because I really need to go, and I'm dying for a shower.
But that's just a small thing, because my life is really fucking grand, and anyway, I've got a boyfriend.
I wish my roommate wasn't completely hogging the bathroom right now though, because I really need to go, and I'm dying for a shower.
MMM!!! Mmm!!!
I absolutely love it when they're oozing with confidence and sex appeal. LOVE. IT. Today I re-discovered a nice piece of eye candy. Absolutely delectable, this one. I'm just going to look though, I swear. I've done a pretty good job of that already.
I absolutely love it when they're oozing with confidence and sex appeal. LOVE. IT. Today I re-discovered a nice piece of eye candy. Absolutely delectable, this one. I'm just going to look though, I swear. I've done a pretty good job of that already.
luckythirteen:
What in the hell is there to do in this city?????
I think I'm going insane.
I think I'm going insane.
Yesterday, I ran into an old friend. We both happened to be at the porn store.
Awesome. We blushed and giggled, then blushed some more, and discussed our prospective purchases.
Today, with no intention of eavesdropping, I heard my roommate on the phone telling her mom how much she hates it here, and how much she doesn't like me, and what a terrible roommate I...
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Today, with no intention of eavesdropping, I heard my roommate on the phone telling her mom how much she hates it here, and how much she doesn't like me, and what a terrible roommate I...
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ccfoo:
You can be MY roommate!


luckythirteen:
what store were you at???
um..um..I mean damn that woman...I'll move in..I love recycling...your roomate sounds like a Loser-bitch
oh and
Hi right back atcha
um..um..I mean damn that woman...I'll move in..I love recycling...your roomate sounds like a Loser-bitch
oh and
Hi right back atcha






please, please, please.
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barcosbarcos:
when you want it, you can't have it.
yumi:
SURE

What the fuck are you kids doing [/have you done] for Halloween? You know this is the only holiday worth celebrating, right? My awesome plans were ruined, so I went to a barbecue. Ehh. And now I'm back, because it was THAT lame. The immediate future holds a trip to Super Wal-Mart to hit up that halloween candy the minute it goes on sale. I...
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luckythirteen:
Super walmart is the shit....at 330 in the morning
* NOPE
2. Oh, and what you're doing now-- is that really what you want to do with your life, or are you working towards that, or are you just settling for something you think you can live with, or what?
* Yeahi love what i'm doin...and where i'm heading...
One day at a time right?
3. My best friend is single. Might you be interested in dating her? I realize you don't even know anything about her, but you do know a little bit about me. I don't know why I'm asking, because I can't get you the hook-up.
*cute...well do you have a picture of her? haha! j/k
Hope you feel better soon sweets!
me... oh, had to only b/c it was the emo answer!
2. Oh, and what you're doing now-- is that really what you want to do with your life, or are you working towards that, or are you just settling for something you think you can live with, or what?
I'm just trying to live my life. Right now it's not easy enough for me to do what I want, and I'm apparently too lazy to work for it.
3. My best friend is single. Might you be interested in dating her? I realize you don't even know anything about her, but you do know a little bit about me. I don't know why I'm asking, because I can't get you the hook-up.
hehehe... yes