If you haven't seen Saw, I recommend it. It's hilarious. If you have seen it, hey, aren't I right? The doctor makes me laugh the whole time, because he kinda looks like Will Ferrell, and then later he looks like a zombie, and I LOVE zombies. And!! "STOP LYING! YOU'RE A LIAR!" Please go rent this movie, and if you aren't cracking up, feel free to call me a terrible name. Limit one per person.

Other than that, I've got nothing really special to tell you. Oh! In the boys' section at Wal-Mart, polo shirts are a little less than $6. So anyone who fits might want to look into buying one and embroidering it with something neat and personal. Just something fun for you to do, maybe.