Tuesday Oct 19, 2004

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I am clumsy, and I've just lost a batch of cookies. Dropped 'em. The five-second rule does not apply here. They're just plain unsalvageable. frown
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mister_x:
they are extra unsalvageable if they land with the still liquid chocolate chip side facing down which thay usually always do.

[Edited on Oct 20, 2004 1:00PM]
barcosbarcos:
the other day i had a bannana, and it got all mushy. i still tried to eat it, but then a large chunk fell off my banana. you really can't salvage a fallen mushy banana. it mostly sucked harsh cuz i was damn hungry. damn damn damn hungry

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