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Tuesday Aug 17, 2004

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It's early. I'm hungry.

Here's an idea that's so insanely awesome I wish it would happen in real life: NEIL DIAMOND cereal. Oh yeah. Yeah. Two kinds: Cracklin' Rose and Sweet Caroline!!!

Imagine: A couple of kids are sitting in the kitchen eating some generic crap, and one of them says something like, "This cereal is boring!" THEN! The wall explodes and Neil Diamond bursts in with his brand new Cracklin' Rose cereal!!! You know, just bursts in, mad Cap'n Crunch style or something. And then he sings: Ohhhh, Cracklin' Rose and milk in my bowl! I'm gonna eat 'till there ain't no more to go, taking it slow...

Yeah. And the kids would be all like, "Thanks, Neil Diamond!" You know. Then the mom would probably come in, and since it's Neil Diamond, she wouldn't even care that her house has been partially destroyed. It would be awesome.

Suggest more cool cereal from musicians, like Bon Jovi-O's or something. I'll giggle. Please?
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stiggy56:
Sorry I haven't said hi in a while. I'm building a buisness and that takes alot of time away from having fun. BUt I hope things are freeing up for me in the near future. How have you been?

AL wink
Aug 21, 2004
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unicorns and dolphins, together at last
Aug 24, 2004

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