davey

Some girls are so awesomely dumb. I love it. He was there all along, and he's still the same exact guy... but you didn't care until he was "cool." In any case, ha motherfucking HA bitch, because you've passed him a million times before, I bet, and he wasn't worth a bit to you back then. Same exact guy. And that's a pity, because there are very few boys in this world who actually turn really and truly into men, and he's one of them. But ha, because you didn't bother to care two years ago before the band [whose music you've never even heard, but you're a sucker for a guy with a guitar, right?] and the lip ring and shit. Well you're two years too late. Same exact guy, except now he's so cool you'd like to be seen with him. Are people really that shallow? Yeah, apparently.

Not me.

So suck it bitchfaces. What? My fat, hairy cojones. Stick 'em in your mouth.

Why do girls use selective vision just to zone in on the one guy with the girlfriend? [The phenomenal, awesomely hot best girlfriend ever, I might add. ]