davey

[There was a picture here, but it didn't work. Hold on, man.]

How adorable is the kid in the alkaline trio shirt? Last night, we went to steak 'n' shake, and he was asking me for advice on how to turn his girlfriend on, "like all the way up, like a lot!" Yeah.

... so I took him in the back of my van, and...

I'm totally lying. I don't even have a van. I just drew some diagrams and arrows in blue crayon on the back of a placemat.