davey

Okay, so if you go to the Icee website, you'll find that it takes 275 Icee points for the t-shirt.

Let's say your average large Icee costs $2, and in the best case scenario you get the plastic cups with 6 points. [Mediums are 2 points, and Smalls are 1 point, if you care.] So 275 divided by 6 is a little less than 46, and that's 46 large Icees, kids. 46 large Icees at $2 a pop makes a a fucking NINETY-TWO DOLLAR Icee t-shirt.

So seriously, what the fuck? Even if you thought you were being more efficient by buying the 10-point box of Icee push-up style frozen treats at Sam's, you're wrong, because that's nearly $1 a point.

I'm thinking maybe they don't even make the t-shirts... I mean, that there may not even be t-shirts in existance, because any dumb fuck who can do arithmetic would realize they're getting ripped off.

My boyfriend and I must be seriously dumb fucks, because we're collecting 'em, and right now we're at 175. That's 32% progress, hotlips. I use my meal plan [aka not my money, aka David A. Stein's money, aka scholarship going to waste] to buy Icees like every day from Wackadoo's. Shit, there's a restaurant at my school called Wackadoo's. That's pretty funny.