i am angerrreddds by my profile picture's unwillingness to conform to my whimmsss! grrraharrh. add to that i'm a complete photoshop novice, and you've got a recipe for a fugly, ratio-fucked profile. toooo condensed! like sopa!
so, does anyone know how i can accurately crop (i've got the resizing down) the image to a ratio of 235:175 (w:h), such that the dimensions aren't all fux0red?...
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so, does anyone know how i can accurately crop (i've got the resizing down) the image to a ratio of 235:175 (w:h), such that the dimensions aren't all fux0red?...
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have you had your pride-obliterating bitchslap today?
if you have absolutely no clue what i'm talking about, you are teh N3RD. i will r0ck yourr in teh FASE.
if you have absolutely no clue what i'm talking about, you are teh N3RD. i will r0ck yourr in teh FASE.
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xixax:
Account reconciliation is balancing a checkbook for a company. They make deposits twice a day and they write a gazillion checks. Their bank statements average 12-15 pages long.
Lucky for me, the guy who had my job before me didn't do any of 2004. For any of the three restaurants.
*bangs head on desk*
Lucky for me, the guy who had my job before me didn't do any of 2004. For any of the three restaurants.
*bangs head on desk*
nanomaton:
Food is my #1 vice.. It's what I do.. 
(nice new profile pic)
(nice new profile pic)
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hellocentral:
omg, i have a lot of sweet, sweet time on my hands right now. i mean honestly, i'm in LOVE with my free time. and that page is what i do with it!!!!!
aww, why do people get to excited about links?? they're just links! do you want one?? here. http://www.yahoo.com that's a search engine!!!
no, i put the links there so it would LOOK like it was all up and working!! it's so much prettier that way.
as for the robot, let me get back to you on that tomorrow.
i just need to find it first. i put it somewhere safe.
hah. i always do that. i'm 98% i know exactly where it is though. i just have to make sure.
aww, why do people get to excited about links?? they're just links! do you want one?? here. http://www.yahoo.com that's a search engine!!!
no, i put the links there so it would LOOK like it was all up and working!! it's so much prettier that way.
as for the robot, let me get back to you on that tomorrow.
i just need to find it first. i put it somewhere safe.
hah. i always do that. i'm 98% i know exactly where it is though. i just have to make sure.
xixax:
3 way make out session???/
No one told me about this, sounds like fun
No one told me about this, sounds like fun
it is just shy of 3:30 am, this the morning of wednesday, november 3, 2004. the day after.
i have no desire to wax eloquent about my dismay over the respective outcomes of elections at the local, state, and federal levels*. instead, this entry will be (fairly) short and bittersweet.
*there's no need, as Siv articulated my thoughts exactly.
i suppose i will...
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i have no desire to wax eloquent about my dismay over the respective outcomes of elections at the local, state, and federal levels*. instead, this entry will be (fairly) short and bittersweet.
*there's no need, as Siv articulated my thoughts exactly.
i suppose i will...
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solaris:
♥
the fact that i don't live in the states doesn't really make me feel better about what happened. i wish canadians could somehow vote in your election. john kerry would currently be your motherfucking president.
i can't believe the stupid fucking kids in your country still couldn't get off their asses to vote. in one of the single most important us elections ever. if i could punch them all i would.
the fact that i don't live in the states doesn't really make me feel better about what happened. i wish canadians could somehow vote in your election. john kerry would currently be your motherfucking president.
i can't believe the stupid fucking kids in your country still couldn't get off their asses to vote. in one of the single most important us elections ever. if i could punch them all i would.
_nancy_boy_:
I voted for the first time...And this shit happens 
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d0bermann:
tehwha???
you gonna change it to that Prince symbol one day?
Can I be Daversion now???, can I ? Can I?
you gonna change it to that Prince symbol one day?
Can I be Daversion now???, can I ? Can I?
trevallion:
I'ma kick you in teh fase.
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pixxy:
um something in the brownies
_nancy_boy_:
hey ..im still not on your friends list 
daversion:
shots from 1-3 years ago
Transport, motorways and tramlines,
starting and then stopping,
taking off and landing,
the emptiest of feelings,
disappointed people, clinging on to bottles,
and when it comes it's so, so, disappointing.
Let down and hanging around,
crushed like a bug in the ground.
Let down and hanging around.
Shell smashed, juices flowing
wings twitch, legs are going,
don't get sentimental, it always ends up drivel.
One...
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starting and then stopping,
taking off and landing,
the emptiest of feelings,
disappointed people, clinging on to bottles,
and when it comes it's so, so, disappointing.
Let down and hanging around,
crushed like a bug in the ground.
Let down and hanging around.
Shell smashed, juices flowing
wings twitch, legs are going,
don't get sentimental, it always ends up drivel.
One...
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polly:
bwahahahaaa. d0rk. i like it.
lewis black is the best. ever. seriously.
his proposal for revamping the DHS's color-coded terrorist threat warning system:
I. jesus christ!
II. goddamnit!
III. fuck ME!
le tigre's self-titled has me by its claws. and won't let me go.
...NEXT STOP
Christopher Street
NEXT STOP
Transfer to the
NEXT STOP
A,C, or E...
is it wrong that i really, really like this album? or is...
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his proposal for revamping the DHS's color-coded terrorist threat warning system:
I. jesus christ!
II. goddamnit!
III. fuck ME!
le tigre's self-titled has me by its claws. and won't let me go.
...NEXT STOP
Christopher Street
NEXT STOP
Transfer to the
NEXT STOP
A,C, or E...
is it wrong that i really, really like this album? or is...
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d0bermann:
Spiderman r0xs.
I have no clue who Lewis Black is...besides the name, that he has his own comedy show and the simple fact that I could just Google it...besides that...Clueless
I have no clue who Lewis Black is...besides the name, that he has his own comedy show and the simple fact that I could just Google it...besides that...Clueless
d0bermann:
Maple-syrup molotovs MOFO!...Be carefull who you call silly!
LOL
LOL
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rottenart:
oh man, i got man-sized woman problems.
the biggest problem, actually, is that my woman is not here with me but in the arms of another.
tragic, eh?
the biggest problem, actually, is that my woman is not here with me but in the arms of another.
tragic, eh?
crazedlunatik:
muhahaha
bears are funny but raping bears is so bad... KILL THE CHIMNEY!!
btw cute stupid girls are always evil but I gravitate toward them except this one at work just as I am getting used to her she gets stupider...
bears are funny but raping bears is so bad... KILL THE CHIMNEY!!
btw cute stupid girls are always evil but I gravitate toward them except this one at work just as I am getting used to her she gets stupider...
is there a clementine to my joel?
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xixax:
How about....
Bush looks like a Chimp
Bush looks like a Chimp
crazedlunatik:
hmmm I have no clue...
wake me. i plan on sleeping in. i shouldn't be, really.
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squee_:
damn I think I let you oversleep. sorry.
betodyke:
Sleeping in is good for you. You need to do it every once and a while. Or else it makes you go crazy. 
I'm better at showing then telling