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Monday Aug 24, 2009

Aug 24, 2009
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Eat some mushrooms and join me at 15:12.

Freak the fuck out with me at 15:46.

It makes my skin crawl and inspires new peals of gross-out giggles every time I watch it. My friend Dashi is begging me to stop playing it.

OMFG DO NOT WANT PLEASE JESUS NO

At one point we were stoned. So we ordered pizza.

But when the pizza got here, we had already eaten mushrooms. Our hunger has been lost in our high, but the pizza is still useful. We're surgically removing its parts and laughing at them.

I don't know why tomatoes are funny, but I'm laughing anyway.



I totally had this moment when I thought I was totally sober, but then I looked at a Dunkin Donuts coffee cup with a coffee stain on it that seemed to start growing and breathing and shit, and apparently... this makes me giggle and blush.



Tonight is a night dedicated to living

RIGHT NOW.

RIGHT NOW.

RIGHT NOW.


The conditions that you just existed in one second ago will never be replicated. You will never be able to live that moment again.

Isn't that amazing?



I'm laughing at things sort of the way a baby would.

Maybe babies feel high all the time.



Maybe I should only write blogs on drugs.



(This is where we would have inserted a *picture* if we didn't just break the webcam)







Hello, world.

You're so amazing.

I'm just usually too sober to notice.




I totally just remembered that I can look at naked chicks on this site.

OMG.

Bye.
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
darkchocolate:
this is the best blog ive read in a couple of days! thank you i needed a good smile. smile
Aug 24, 2009
kikibabe:
I did mushrooms a couple of times. I saw the universe in my bed that night.

Awesome. smile
Aug 24, 2009

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