I'm too lazy to masterbate, so I'm sitting here half-heartedly perving out on sets.
Meh.
Remeber when I had an internet crush on Malloreigh?
Now it is all about these ladies:
Meh.
Remeber when I had an internet crush on Malloreigh?
Now it is all about these ladies:
Who am I kidding... I still have an internet crush on Malloreigh.
Is 5:40 a.m. too early in the morning to wake someone up for sex? I don't want to be rude, but I seem to be incapable of wanking one out myself.
Whatever. I'll just go to sleep and dream about threesomes and summertime ferris wheel rides.
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Also, I don't know many a person who hasn't had an internet crush on Malloreigh. I did as well, many a years ago!!