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Sunday Mar 02, 2008

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Listen up, creepy asshats:

Don't send me messages that include the phrases "I'd like to hit it", "I'd like to tap that", "I'd like to fuck you" or any clever variations. It annoys me. This isn't MySpace. Grow up.

For the rest of you lovely SG members, I've got nothin' but love.

Have you checked out Starla's new set? You should. It is absolutely amazing.

I'm getting tattooed next month. Finally. I don't regret my shitty tattoos, but I definately learned a lesson or two since then and can't wait to get them covered. It is kind of comforting knowing that they will still be there... not visible, but there. I hate how they look, but they mean so much. Be on the look out for a new and improved Daven.

One of my favorite NPR shows is Wait, Wait Don't Tell Me. It is a news trivia show, and it makes me feel brilliant when I get most of the questions correct. Since I truly believe that I am growing dumb as I'm growing older, anything that gives me the illusion of having a giant brain is my kind of fun. Anyway... I learned that there is a newer version of the hated toy Tickle Me Elmo called Elmo Knows Your Name or something to that effect. (I would google it to be sure, but meh). Apparently, this little fucker can be programed with the information of the poor kid who has the unfortunate luck of getting such an annoying toy. Elmo will know the kid's name, favorite color, yada yada yada. One of these Elmonstrosities has either been programed to say this or is being misunderstood... because he appears to be saying "Kill James". Poor, unfortunate little James! You're all buddy buddy with Elmo... having tea parties and shit, and all the sudden Elmo wants you dead. To make matters worse, James' mom thought it prudent to alert the fucking media. Now he'll always be known as that kid whose mom called reporters about a defective toy... assuming Elmo doesn't murder young James before he is old enough to get taunted on the playground with the inevitable chorus of "Kill James!" In short, James' mom ruined his life, and Elmo is back. With a vengence.

Does anyone else remember the Talking Tina doll from the Twilight Zone? Ha.

I should probably go to sleep.


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dokurochan:
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Mar 3, 2008
aralia131:
I'd like to ride that sexy beast....



but its too cold outside my bike can wait for a sunny day smile
Mar 20, 2008

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