daven

Current mood: Lazy, like a malaria victim.


I have to go to the mercado.

I'm way too lazy.

I think I might get half way there and just curl up on the sidewalk and...

sleep...

...

...

But I would really like a grapefruit and a grilled cheese with swiss and serrano peppers on dark rye.

What does a girl have to do to get a power scooter?

Contract polio?

Done and done.



I woke up this morning and drank the water next to my bed.

Apparently I spit in the glass during the night.

I can't stop reliving the slimy phlem-wad sliding down my throat.

::gag::



Does anyone have an extra 10 lbs that they would like to donate?

I could really use it.

Thanks.



If one more asswhore complains to me about the current political climate and when I ask if they are voting says no... I'm going to give in to my more primal urges and rip their fucking useless heads right off. If you only vote during presidential elections, you have no right to complain, you fucking jizz bucket. Grow up and vote.



Lastly...

I hate tv.

Brain. Rotting. Ouch.