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Q: i put my burning man tickets up on craigslist and 30 people wanted them. god knows i could have gouged them instead of selling them for face value, but that's not the burning man way(tm), now is it?

A: show us your tits!!^&%$#$%^#!!!!

i have two bm tickets for someone trustworthy.
you can have them if you do something awesome for me, or give me something that's awesome.

we think we're going to hawaii instead.

The theme on sg this month is: "bills suck."
I don't get it.
To me this is the equivalent of saying "not getting the stuff I want for free sucks."
no duh!

I got a massage today from this woman who drowned me in nasty smelling spearmint oil. It was so nasty that I asked to take a shower afterward, which still didn't get the smell off of me.
When I got home, who was hanging out in front of my house than good ol' casio_meow. The front door doesn't latch reliably

i just realized that balloonage is imminent. a lot of people mentally count down the days to their birthday. me, i wake up and eventually realize that it's my birthday.
it says something about me that no day is any more special than any other, i just don't know what.

Dear language geeks, dinner is served.