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Wednesday Mar 18, 2009

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I'm Just Here For ...

Barry was hired to play trumpet on a movie score and was thrilled when he got to take two long solos.
After the sessions, he couldn't wait to see the finished product. He waited a month and then asked the producer when and where it was going to play.
The embarrassed producer explained that the music was for a porno movie and it was out now.
Barry put on a hat and sunglasses, pulled up his collar, and sneaked into the porno theater.
He sat far in the back, near an elderly couple who were also hiding.
The movie was the filthiest, most perverse flick he'd ever seen.... halfway through a dog even got in on the action.
Embarrassed, Barry whispered to the old couple, "I'm only here for the music."
The woman looked back and whispered, "It's okay. We're just here to see our dog!"

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