davejj

Poems For Adults ...
(Well, some of them, hehehe!)

Mary had a little pig,
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little bastard.

Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two hunks of bread.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings' horses and all the kings' men
Had scrambled eggs for breakfast again.

Georgie Porgy Puddin' and Pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
And when the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too, 'cause he was gay.

There was a little girl who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead.
When she was good, she was very, very good.
But when she was bad ...
... she got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront
apartment, and a sports car.