I think I am going to blow up my car and get a new one tomorrow. I have a thing for shitty cheap cars, but it seems like the longer they last when you don't expect them to, the more you get attatched to them and when they start to act like assholes, it half breaks your heart. Ever have this problem? I can't stand the thought of ever having payments on a car again. I did it twice in my life and will avoid it at all costs. See, if you buy a car for 1,000 dollars or less once a year or longer, it is by far cheaper. Plus you don't get all pissed when you get that first scratch or dent. Instead you can drive through trees and spraypaint dicks on the door if you want to.
Anyway, so the car I have now, a 1994 (or 95) Dodge Avenger, is a nice little car, and I really like it actually. The thing is, it is acting like a prick. The trans is a mess. It hates starting these days. The water pump is going. The heat don't like to work all the time. The brakes are going. The bearings are drying up. The trunk wont open. To open the gas cover you have to wedge something in the little flipper opener thingy on the floor and hope it doesn't fall out before you make it to the other side to open it. It really doesn't like to keep any kind of fluid in the radiator for very long and over heats. The list goes on. Regardless, I learned to love it. Then the other morning, I went to leave for work and BOTH of my front tires were completely flat. Most likely due to the fact that I am a jerk and don't make friends as well as I do enemies. I am sure I deserved it, but still. Annoying. So yeah, I give up. Had it for almost a year. Time for it to go. Tomorrow I will junk it someplace if I have half a chance, and either way I will car lot hop until I find my next 12 month ride for 1 grand or less. Hopefully something completely rediculous. Like a logging truck, or a school bus or something. I really wanna find an old Hearse. That would be funny. The things I could do to it to annoy others when they saw me in it.
Oh well, things in life are grand other than car shit, and that could turn out to be fun. We shall see. I have to get busy with my music project again. I need more submissions from people for it. Send me something damn it!!! See my last entry if you have no idea what I am talking about...or just ask me and I shall tell. That's all I have. Here is a video of Lyric from yesterday. She makes me laugh. Best kid ever!
Anyway, so the car I have now, a 1994 (or 95) Dodge Avenger, is a nice little car, and I really like it actually. The thing is, it is acting like a prick. The trans is a mess. It hates starting these days. The water pump is going. The heat don't like to work all the time. The brakes are going. The bearings are drying up. The trunk wont open. To open the gas cover you have to wedge something in the little flipper opener thingy on the floor and hope it doesn't fall out before you make it to the other side to open it. It really doesn't like to keep any kind of fluid in the radiator for very long and over heats. The list goes on. Regardless, I learned to love it. Then the other morning, I went to leave for work and BOTH of my front tires were completely flat. Most likely due to the fact that I am a jerk and don't make friends as well as I do enemies. I am sure I deserved it, but still. Annoying. So yeah, I give up. Had it for almost a year. Time for it to go. Tomorrow I will junk it someplace if I have half a chance, and either way I will car lot hop until I find my next 12 month ride for 1 grand or less. Hopefully something completely rediculous. Like a logging truck, or a school bus or something. I really wanna find an old Hearse. That would be funny. The things I could do to it to annoy others when they saw me in it.
Oh well, things in life are grand other than car shit, and that could turn out to be fun. We shall see. I have to get busy with my music project again. I need more submissions from people for it. Send me something damn it!!! See my last entry if you have no idea what I am talking about...or just ask me and I shall tell. That's all I have. Here is a video of Lyric from yesterday. She makes me laugh. Best kid ever!
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I'm involved in a Bad Movie Festival and am searching left and right for a terrible entry. I've never seen any Tromo movies but know they pride themselves on creating crap. I've been hesitant to even bother check any Tromo's out because 'skinimax' type videos are deducted points which I've heard are in many of them.
Right now I'm thinking of entering "The Dark Backward" but I'm not totally confident in it.
Know of Tromo movies or other awful movies that could help me out?
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I know what you mean about cars. Mine's on it's last three legs.
Dude, dodges suck swo much ass its not even funny. Your car issues sound much like my own right now .. it seems like everything is going wrong all at once, and I cant afford this crap. FUCK! Thats crazy that u also had 2 flat tires in one day, hah! Im not sure if mine were intentional or not though, I know there's a bad kid around this neighborhood who hates me so .. I guess it's possible that he did it, but I have no proof.
Getting a new car is fun AND a pain in the ass all at once. Hearses are SOOO hard to find!