mmm, ok, been a while. but what a while.... so i got my heart ripped out again.. then spoon fed to me! shit happens i suppose so never mind. if life was easy it wouldnt be intresting.
now for the fun bit.. you will all laugh till you drop at davids stupidity and non existant ability to just bloody do it.
ok, were to start... my weekend, sponsered by VODKA.!!
saturday was awsome fun. went to leamington to see my best buddy craig, we then of course went out and got totaly drunk. ended up in BLUE MUMBAI, i belive it is called...
a rather swanky, classy, posh, over 25's fancy bar.
now im not gonna go into the finer details of what exactly transpired that night, and what led to this happening. though im sure i will explan in better detail when i see you klair so you can laugh harder.
i ended up talking to this girl, 27, lives in london, personal consultant, very refinned, and amazingly clever.
after about 45 minutes of smal talk, she says to me.. "you need to make the first move, cuz im not going to" and smiles...
now are faces were pretty close, what would you do in a situation like this?
now what do u think david did...?
david said, "your way out of my league, have a good night" and i walked off
i do this shit all the time, i really do wonder what the hell is wrong with me. i just crack like an egg under pressure, even when there isnt any.. and there wasnt.
hahahaha
needles to say, craig gave me beats lol
story over. now for a new story...
i had a bad reaction with some chemical at work, and my face looks like i gone 10 rounds with mike tyson. im on so many meds and creams its stupid. with any luck i will be ok by the weekend and i can go out and make a tit of myself again... ohhhh its good to be me
her is a shot of me an my good buddy rachael, mmmm drunk
now for the fun bit.. you will all laugh till you drop at davids stupidity and non existant ability to just bloody do it.
ok, were to start... my weekend, sponsered by VODKA.!!
saturday was awsome fun. went to leamington to see my best buddy craig, we then of course went out and got totaly drunk. ended up in BLUE MUMBAI, i belive it is called...
a rather swanky, classy, posh, over 25's fancy bar.
now im not gonna go into the finer details of what exactly transpired that night, and what led to this happening. though im sure i will explan in better detail when i see you klair so you can laugh harder.
i ended up talking to this girl, 27, lives in london, personal consultant, very refinned, and amazingly clever.
after about 45 minutes of smal talk, she says to me.. "you need to make the first move, cuz im not going to" and smiles...
now are faces were pretty close, what would you do in a situation like this?
now what do u think david did...?
david said, "your way out of my league, have a good night" and i walked off
i do this shit all the time, i really do wonder what the hell is wrong with me. i just crack like an egg under pressure, even when there isnt any.. and there wasnt.
hahahaha
needles to say, craig gave me beats lol
story over. now for a new story...
i had a bad reaction with some chemical at work, and my face looks like i gone 10 rounds with mike tyson. im on so many meds and creams its stupid. with any luck i will be ok by the weekend and i can go out and make a tit of myself again... ohhhh its good to be me
her is a shot of me an my good buddy rachael, mmmm drunk
now are faces were pretty close, what would you do in a situation like this?
now what do u think david did...?
david said, "your way out of my league, have a good night" and i walked off
hahah u are baaaad...
hope ur face gets better soon