dasha

what can i say, i have decided that once i hit "mid-life" i will become a "wino", it is the next step in completing my "character".

i can just imagine the grandeur of myself propped upon a park bench sipping at wine from a bag while feeding critters bread crums. i would then make my way home (giant castle equipped with waterpark and draw bridge entrance of course) via metro; kick off my rubber boats and slip my toesietoes into a soft pair of hushpuppies, and flop into a velvetty throne fit for royalty only to clap-on the clapper managed fire-place and relax to the soothing sounds of yet another useless load of dishes in the dish-washer (because i would actually have a bloody dish-washer why not).

must go to sleep now got to wake up early for business (which is not your business).