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dasha

i live by the river

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Friday Jan 05, 2007

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i pick my nose a lot; perhaps too much.

now when i eat onion sandwiches my nostrils burn like warehouses after an IRA attack in the 1970's.



at least my nose did not decided to run off and find it's way into a loaf of bread.

missed another class today but i had to take nev to the vet to get his testicles removed. i cried a bit for both of us. he comes home on saturday...

i am still in awe that i recieved a gift off my wishlist...how nice is that? uber nice i say.

i snorted some aloe vera straight from the plant to see if it would help my nose, can you imagine, what the heck was i thinking. suffice to say i coughed up some unpleasant stuff soon after. seriously, i should not be left alone, unattended.

in the span of two hours i have drank a liter of breakfast tea and i likely urinated at least half of that so far. i can now say i have mastered taking a leak while standing...the trick is to stradle the bowl and slightly squat. it will come in handy sometime i am certain of that.

what's with the salvation army? quite a load of bullshit if you ask me. non-profit my ass. one of largest property owners' around.
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ifoundastick:
For the nose try this..... get a cup of warm water and put about 2 table spoons of salt in there enuff to make it tase like Tears. then what you do is you snort it up your nose and that should help clear them up. Let me know if you try this.


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Jan 5, 2007
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