Dear Mr. "profile set to private" patrick
i highly enjoyed your messages this morning and felt i should share them with others:
From: patrick
Date: Aug 28, 2006 5:10 PM Flag spam/abuse [? ]
Subject: No Subject
Body: ever tried anal
MY RESPONSE:
"nah, i think it is too unsanitary, i am good with what i do as is."
From: patrick
Date: Aug 28, 2006 5:35 PM Flag spam/abuse [? ]
Subject: No Subject
Body: i wanna cum all over your sexy lips
MY RESPONSE:
"as much as that will never happen i am flattered, i do hope you find somebodies lips to cum all over and i hope it is not some burly man in prison calling you his bitch."
now "patrick" has not replied as of yet but i am prepared to further expound my station as polite as possible.
if he is on here i would like for him to know that there are many beautiful women who would love for his manhood to skeet it's juicy chud all over to drip amongst the peach fuzz of their faces, with a nominal charge. i tend to stear clear of such promisquous occupations on account of many reasons which include a low lobito and fear of sexually transmitted diseases...etc. with this being said, i do appreciate the conversation regardless and look forward to hearing from "patrick" nonetheless.
EDIT: this took place on myspace.com.
i highly enjoyed your messages this morning and felt i should share them with others:
From: patrick
Date: Aug 28, 2006 5:10 PM Flag spam/abuse [? ]
Subject: No Subject
Body: ever tried anal
MY RESPONSE:
"nah, i think it is too unsanitary, i am good with what i do as is."
From: patrick
Date: Aug 28, 2006 5:35 PM Flag spam/abuse [? ]
Subject: No Subject
Body: i wanna cum all over your sexy lips
MY RESPONSE:
"as much as that will never happen i am flattered, i do hope you find somebodies lips to cum all over and i hope it is not some burly man in prison calling you his bitch."
now "patrick" has not replied as of yet but i am prepared to further expound my station as polite as possible.
if he is on here i would like for him to know that there are many beautiful women who would love for his manhood to skeet it's juicy chud all over to drip amongst the peach fuzz of their faces, with a nominal charge. i tend to stear clear of such promisquous occupations on account of many reasons which include a low lobito and fear of sexually transmitted diseases...etc. with this being said, i do appreciate the conversation regardless and look forward to hearing from "patrick" nonetheless.
EDIT: this took place on myspace.com.
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and yeah... patrick