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darthvalka

Ciudad Autonoma de Buenos Aires

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Apr 11, 2018
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So I woke up today just laughing outloud about a joke my stupid brain came up with during a dream. So, Han Solo and Luke Skywalker are sitting on a beach. Suddendly the Millenium Falcon drops to the sea. Luke goes "what a piece of junk!" And Han replies "damn... well I guess I can skip that oil change I had coming up..."

Laughed so hard I actually woke up

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