darthspielberg

File this in the WTF? folder.


twas earlier this evening, i was hanging out with William_Miller
and my phone rings at midnight. This never happens. never.

i go to get it, when it stops and picks up the anwsering machine, at which time i hear the following in a strange drunken female voice.

"I want to lick your pussy, eat your ass, and suck on your tits"

now, i appriciate the generosity of said stanger but:
1. I don't have a pussy (contrary to William_Miller's claims)

2. My ass is no place to place one's mouth...ewwww

3. My tits aren't pretty. suck on something else more beneficial to you.

Strange Times at the ol' Hallene place.


DH3