darthspielberg

Here's a fun story with pictures for you all, cause I am fucking bored.


Once apon a time, there was a man.
a man who loved to save the world at every oppurtunity...
a man named....

Tom Cruise



"So, guys, I am here to save you from Aliens, or Phillip Seymore Hoffman, or Oprah, or..."

when suddenly Tim Curry showed up.



Tim Curry: Boo! Mwahahahah!

and Tom Cruise shook with anger and screamed with all his might...



DARKNESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Fucking End.

Hooray for Ridley Scott, Tim Curry, William_Miller, Tom Cruise, and random ass 80's pop culture....