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darthsparkles

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Saturday Feb 25, 2006

Feb 25, 2006
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i wish i had the ability to shoot laser beams out of my nipples .
i could run around topless killing zombies .
i'd be a fucking machine . seriously .
killpower .
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felipelovesyou:
i wish you had that ability too!!
then i wish i had a chevelle and i'd drive around town trying to figure out why the hell these zombies are fucking with us!

THEN
you could flash everyone and kill them AT THE SAME TIME!!!! .....

awesome.

wink
Feb 25, 2006
tadzi:
we could clone you and make an army!
Feb 27, 2006

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