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--Cleaning Claude's room for 20 bucks.

--Hey, get 4 bucks for cigerettes.

--Just walk in, but be quite cause you don't want to wake the old lady.

--Taking change on the floor and keeping it.

--Dropping change from the change cup to the floor to take it.

--Come on, I wanna play on the computer.

--Dropping change from the computer desk to the floor to keep.

--Bleeching the mini fridge.

--MY EYES!

--Claude's got a new gas grill.

--Them bitches are gonna steal it.

--Wal-mart for a chain for the grill.

--Scopin' the honey's at Walmart at midnight.

--THIRTY FUCKING DOLLARS FOR A CHAIN!

--You have to get cigerettes at the other line.

--THIRTY FUCKING DOLLARS FOR A CHAIN!

--I want Waffle House.

--Nicr0 you mean waffle

--If we're good, Claude is gonna buy Mickey D's.

--That god damn dog!

--So where are we gonna go!

--Let's go downtown.

--hopelessstar cellphone rings.

--Call my mom if I don't get on line in a day and a half, and tell her we were walking around downtown at 1 am.

--Two honey's drivin' by waving.

--There's bullet holes in that glass.

--Sirens going off.

--More bullet holes.

--I gotta shit.

--Hey, we can go to the trainstation.

--The Trainstation is closed.

--Those honey's are drivin' by again scopin' us out.

--Taking a piss in the port-a-john.

--DON'T TIP IT OVER!

--More bullet holes.

--I gotta shit.

--The Trainstation bathroom is spotlessly clean.

--don't open the window.

--hurried walk to the car.

--Trainstation is gonna be closed.

--Trainstation bathrooms are spotlessly clean.

--Trainstation hours: 7am to 7pm.

--I gotta shit.

--To the hospital.

--Going to the 4th floor and stinking up the bathroom.

--Cafeteria is open.

--Eating double cheeseburgers and onion rings.

--Claude has to take a shit.

--Eating Ceral after eating double cheeseburgers.

--Eating ice cream after eating ceral which was eaten after double cheeseburger.

--Claude's gotta shit.

--Eat your ice cream claude.

--I wanna eat my ice cream while I take a shit. That'll be a nice feeling.

--OHH! Eating ice cream while masterbating while taking a shit that'll be even funny.

--TheJediSilentBob OMG!

--Claude no no, eating ice cream, while drinking liquor and getting a blow job while I take my shit, the best thing in the whole world.

--Nicr0 that's one hell of a curly john.

--Claude: what's a curly john?

--OMFG! AHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA