--Cleaning Claude's room for 20 bucks.
--Hey, get 4 bucks for cigerettes.
--Just walk in, but be quite cause you don't want to wake the old lady.
--Taking change on the floor and keeping it.
--Dropping change from the change cup to the floor to take it.
--Come on, I wanna play on the computer.
--Dropping change from the computer desk to the floor to keep.
--Bleeching the mini fridge.
--MY EYES!
--Claude's got a new gas grill.
--Them bitches are gonna steal it.
--Wal-mart for a chain for the grill.
--Scopin' the honey's at Walmart at midnight.
--THIRTY FUCKING DOLLARS FOR A CHAIN!
--You have to get cigerettes at the other line.
--THIRTY FUCKING DOLLARS FOR A CHAIN!
--I want Waffle House.
--Nicr0 you mean waffle
--If we're good, Claude is gonna buy Mickey D's.
--That god damn dog!
--So where are we gonna go!
--Let's go downtown.
--hopelessstar cellphone rings.
--Call my mom if I don't get on line in a day and a half, and tell her we were walking around downtown at 1 am.
--Two honey's drivin' by waving.
--There's bullet holes in that glass.
--Sirens going off.
--More bullet holes.
--I gotta shit.
--Hey, we can go to the trainstation.
--The Trainstation is closed.
--Those honey's are drivin' by again scopin' us out.
--Taking a piss in the port-a-john.
--DON'T TIP IT OVER!
--More bullet holes.
--I gotta shit.
--The Trainstation bathroom is spotlessly clean.
--don't open the window.
--hurried walk to the car.
--Trainstation is gonna be closed.
--Trainstation bathrooms are spotlessly clean.
--Trainstation hours: 7am to 7pm.
--I gotta shit.
--To the hospital.
--Going to the 4th floor and stinking up the bathroom.
--Cafeteria is open.
--Eating double cheeseburgers and onion rings.
--Claude has to take a shit.
--Eating Ceral after eating double cheeseburgers.
--Eating ice cream after eating ceral which was eaten after double cheeseburger.
--Claude's gotta shit.
--Eat your ice cream claude.
--I wanna eat my ice cream while I take a shit. That'll be a nice feeling.
--OHH! Eating ice cream while masterbating while taking a shit that'll be even funny.
--TheJediSilentBob OMG!
--Claude no no, eating ice cream, while drinking liquor and getting a blow job while I take my shit, the best thing in the whole world.
--Nicr0 that's one hell of a curly john.
--Claude: what's a curly john?
--OMFG! AHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
--Hey, get 4 bucks for cigerettes.
--Just walk in, but be quite cause you don't want to wake the old lady.
--Taking change on the floor and keeping it.
--Dropping change from the change cup to the floor to take it.
--Come on, I wanna play on the computer.
--Dropping change from the computer desk to the floor to keep.
--Bleeching the mini fridge.
--MY EYES!
--Claude's got a new gas grill.
--Them bitches are gonna steal it.
--Wal-mart for a chain for the grill.
--Scopin' the honey's at Walmart at midnight.
--THIRTY FUCKING DOLLARS FOR A CHAIN!
--You have to get cigerettes at the other line.
--THIRTY FUCKING DOLLARS FOR A CHAIN!
--I want Waffle House.
--Nicr0 you mean waffle
--If we're good, Claude is gonna buy Mickey D's.
--That god damn dog!
--So where are we gonna go!
--Let's go downtown.
--hopelessstar cellphone rings.
--Call my mom if I don't get on line in a day and a half, and tell her we were walking around downtown at 1 am.
--Two honey's drivin' by waving.
--There's bullet holes in that glass.
--Sirens going off.
--More bullet holes.
--I gotta shit.
--Hey, we can go to the trainstation.
--The Trainstation is closed.
--Those honey's are drivin' by again scopin' us out.
--Taking a piss in the port-a-john.
--DON'T TIP IT OVER!
--More bullet holes.
--I gotta shit.
--The Trainstation bathroom is spotlessly clean.
--don't open the window.
--hurried walk to the car.
--Trainstation is gonna be closed.
--Trainstation bathrooms are spotlessly clean.
--Trainstation hours: 7am to 7pm.
--I gotta shit.
--To the hospital.
--Going to the 4th floor and stinking up the bathroom.
--Cafeteria is open.
--Eating double cheeseburgers and onion rings.
--Claude has to take a shit.
--Eating Ceral after eating double cheeseburgers.
--Eating ice cream after eating ceral which was eaten after double cheeseburger.
--Claude's gotta shit.
--Eat your ice cream claude.
--I wanna eat my ice cream while I take a shit. That'll be a nice feeling.
--OHH! Eating ice cream while masterbating while taking a shit that'll be even funny.
--TheJediSilentBob OMG!
--Claude no no, eating ice cream, while drinking liquor and getting a blow job while I take my shit, the best thing in the whole world.
--Nicr0 that's one hell of a curly john.
--Claude: what's a curly john?
--OMFG! AHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Love ya.