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Monday May 03, 2004

May 3, 2004
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--Cleaning Claude's room for 20 bucks.

--Hey, get 4 bucks for cigerettes.

--Just walk in, but be quite cause you don't want to wake the old lady.

--Taking change on the floor and keeping it.

--Dropping change from the change cup to the floor to take it.

--Come on, I wanna play on the computer.

--Dropping change from the computer desk to the floor to keep.

--Bleeching the mini fridge.

--MY EYES!

--Claude's got a new gas grill.

--Them bitches are gonna steal it.

--Wal-mart for a chain for the grill.

--Scopin' the honey's at Walmart at midnight.

--THIRTY FUCKING DOLLARS FOR A CHAIN!

--You have to get cigerettes at the other line.

--THIRTY FUCKING DOLLARS FOR A CHAIN!

--I want Waffle House.

--Nicr0 you mean waffle puke

--If we're good, Claude is gonna buy Mickey D's.

--That god damn dog!

--So where are we gonna go!

--Let's go downtown.

--hopelessstar cellphone rings.

--Call my mom if I don't get on line in a day and a half, and tell her we were walking around downtown at 1 am.

--Two honey's drivin' by waving.

--There's bullet holes in that glass.

--Sirens going off.

--More bullet holes.

--I gotta shit.

--Hey, we can go to the trainstation.

--The Trainstation is closed.

--Those honey's are drivin' by again scopin' us out.

--Taking a piss in the port-a-john.

--DON'T TIP IT OVER!

--More bullet holes.

--I gotta shit.

--The Trainstation bathroom is spotlessly clean.

--don't open the window.

--hurried walk to the car.

--Trainstation is gonna be closed.

--Trainstation bathrooms are spotlessly clean.

--Trainstation hours: 7am to 7pm.

--I gotta shit.

--To the hospital.

--Going to the 4th floor and stinking up the bathroom.

--Cafeteria is open.

--Eating double cheeseburgers and onion rings.

--Claude has to take a shit.

--Eating Ceral after eating double cheeseburgers.

--Eating ice cream after eating ceral which was eaten after double cheeseburger.

--Claude's gotta shit.

--Eat your ice cream claude.

--I wanna eat my ice cream while I take a shit. That'll be a nice feeling.

--OHH! Eating ice cream while masterbating while taking a shit that'll be even funny.

--TheJediSilentBob OMG!

--Claude no no, eating ice cream, while drinking liquor and getting a blow job while I take my shit, the best thing in the whole world.

--Nicr0 that's one hell of a curly john.

--Claude: what's a curly john?

--OMFG! AHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
mrsmead:
You should also smoke and cry. It's funner that way.
May 12, 2004
hopelessstar:
AGHHHHHH! You need to call me when you see this.. I have such a funny horror story for you. I left my phone in the hotel room, so if I don't pick up, it means I'm not back there yet, but... Damn. Just wait till you hear about all of this. Oh, and there may even be photo evidence.

Love ya.
May 13, 2004

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