United States of Tara creator Diablo Cody used to have a blog called Pussy Ranch. Agent Mason Novick discovered Codys writing there, and netted her to pen stripper memoir Candy Girl, as a prelude to her Oscar -winning script Juno. Codys irreverent spills about female sexuality, current events, and stream of consciousness ramblings on lunch hour from her insurance and phone sex operator jobs were so unique it was the perfect storm to vet an already talented writer to crash Hollyweird. (At the time, everybody and their Southern grandmother didnt have a blog or social network for us all to like.)
Pussy Ranch has since vanquished. Still, I wonder what Codys blog might say about current Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum? His fundamentalist views of womens roles and mens rights over them. Since she is no longer blogging, I look to another awesome babe, this time in San Francisco Chronicle City Brights fiction and essay writer, Michelle Richmond.
(For the extended blog, which includes his reasons for each, along with Richmond's commentary, visit: http://darrahdejour.com/2012/pussy-ranch/)
In her recent column, she outlines Rick Santorums Bill of Rights for Women:
1. You have the right to bear many children, whether you want to or not.
2. You have a right to assume the missionary position.
3. You have a right to help me overturn Roe v. Wade.
4. You have the right to bear your rapists child.
5. You have a right to stay out of the mens way in combat.
6. You have the right to upload your thoughts to this here thought police machine Ive just patented, so I can make sure your passions are appropriate.
7. You have a right to stay home and do your husbands laundry and home school all seven of your children, while your husband goes out and pursues his goals.
8. You have the right to name your babys father, or else.
9. You have the right to keep your mouth off Mr. Happy.
10. You have the right to allow the government to criminalize birth control.
Suicide Redhead Note: If the conservatives continue this tirade against women, I do believe conservative women should have a Day of Abstinence better yet, a Month of Celibacy, where they tell their husbands and boyfriends where to shove IT. Anywhere, that fits Church Doctrine, that doesnt include their pussy ranch. Since they want to make it as difficult and shameful as possible for strong, intelligent women to rise up, and take personal responsibility for their own health by using contraceptives, perhaps they might be better suited to stop engaging these women to have sex with them altogether. And the women, well, they are welcome to skirt on over to the scary, hairy lesbians (which arent really all that hairy or scary to begin with)
This ones for you Rick! From the gals
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=WM_woKW07xg