Wednesday, I signed a year lease and moved into the perfect apartment. Thursday, I was fired from my perfect job and can no longer afford to live in the perfect apartment. What did I get fired for? Failing to notice the fax machine was out of paper. SERIOUSLY? FML.
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the_swill:
Life's timing is for shit. Perhaps this just means that a more perfect job will come your way soon.
the_swill:
Knock, knock... what happened here?