darling0

It would appear that if you want to get married, gentlemen, the key is to date me first. You'll realize how many far better fish there are in the sea and will find one, immediately. We might even still be dating, but that shouldn't stop you.

I am now 2 for 2 on major ex-boyfriend's tying the knot with the first girl they date directly after me. I should start charging for my services.