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Akron, OH

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Tuesday Feb 05, 2008

Feb 5, 2008
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It would appear that if you want to get married, gentlemen, the key is to date me first. You'll realize how many far better fish there are in the sea and will find one, immediately. We might even still be dating, but that shouldn't stop you.

I am now 2 for 2 on major ex-boyfriend's tying the knot with the first girl they date directly after me. I should start charging for my services.

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whiskeyface:
i have known 3 people that got married before they were 20, and now they are all divorced

besides i say marriage smarriage, i don't need a piece of paper and some stuffy old D-bag to tell me when i'm in love blackeyed
Feb 6, 2008
perilouspup:
Team up with a planner, a florist and a caterer and charge a $ FORTUNE $

Feb 6, 2008

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