darksaiph

JAN 08, 2007 09:43 PM


A man goes to the local brothel. On the door he sees a sign that says, satisfaction garaunteed or your money back. Thinking this is a great thing, the man takes them up on it. He walks in and says

"gimme your best gal"

The lady at the counter says

"Certainly Sir, try the white door"

So the man goes in the white door and tries it. Its just not good for him. He goes back to the Madam and demands another woman. She sends him to the Green door. Over and over and over again he tries door after door after door, none of the girls are good for him. Finally, the exhausted Madam says,

"Ok, ok, ok. Try the last girl, she's behind the black door."

The man goes in and tries it out and the sex is amazing. Its everythign he ever wanted and more. Just as the man starts to cum, the girl starts to cry. He rushes out of the room to the madam and starts to complain. He tells her that while everythign was amazing, that he couldn't understand why she started crying when he finished.
As he finished his story, the Madam turned around and yelled down the hall,

"Hey Ed, the dead one's full again!"


this joke i found in the joke section so i dont take credit for it
but i love this damn joke