Hello Everyone,
Its been forever since I've updated on here, and I'm not very active on here because I have the slowest internet connection known to man. I've baked potatoes faster than this.
But anyway..
How is everyone doing? I hope everyone is doing well. I've got a few updates.
First off, the past few weeks have been really crappy. My mom divorces my dad, my grandma has passed away, random snakes habitating in the store room, another pregnancy and lots of fun for everyone.
My mom told me a few weeks ago she was divorcing my dad because of his alcoholism. She told me he took it well. She was gonna give him a few weeks to get his stuff straight before she left but she decided to leave early, so I am currently helping my dad pay bills and may become homeless because lack of funds. Woo! Fun times. And my dad hasn't been to work alll week and doesn't seem like he plans to go back. He keeps procrastinating as always, waiting on everyone to force him to do something, thats why this house is in shitty condition. I don't know where I'm going to end up.I may be looking for a roommate if anyone is interested.
Rumor has it she has recently been seen a lot at this trading place a lot, so she may have a new boyfriend or something already.
A few days go by, Sunday. My grandma comes and pays us a visit and lo and behold she's plastered just like my father, she comes in talking shit about me and my dad, bullshit as usual. She ends up storming out of the house in a huff and I don't talk to her again. Two days go by, my mom wakes me up. She tells me my grandma has died. I asked her to repeat what she said, I heard her correctly. My dad and sister went over there that morning because she didn't arrive at work at the usual time she usually does so everyone began to worry. She sat in her house for a good 7 hours before the coroner got there to get her body. My sister and dad sat at her house with my grandma still in her bed for a while, my sister was all upset by it. When the people finally did show up, it wasn't who they thought it was. It was the douche sherrif of her town, a good friend of hers. Her body was still in her room, and he had the balls to go up to my father and say "If you are ever interested in selling this place, let me know," like an insensitive prick. Anyway, she finally gets picked up and my dad gets plastered as we all forsaw coming. He waits and waits before someone makes him go to the funeral home and plan it so it ends up being on Labor Day, or whichever holiday it was this Monday. The funeral goes okay, and I'm finally getting closer with my brother whom I've never been able to. At least that came of it. R.I.P. Grandma. I'm sorry we couldn't end on better words.
The night before my grandma's funeral, my sister goes into our store room and looks for some clothes to wear to it. Its Midnight-ish. She's in there, suddenly we hear a scream and a streak of flesh colored wind run by. At the end of it is my sister, breathing heavily, confused and shaken. She described to us an encounter that seemed that of a rattlesnake. "I was in the back room and I was looking for clothes when I started hearing a rattle. I thought it was the air conditioner! but the air conditioner kicked off and I still heard the rattle, I shined a light to look around to see what was making it and I saw a big-ass snake!! I hauled ass out of there!!" So naturally, disbelief from my part, I investigate. I go in first followed by her boyfriend. Two seconds later, prior to the fight to get out of the door first, was the discover of this snake. Pretty big, I should say. We baracaded the door, the dogs are always going in there, luckily they are fine.Well I picked up my cell like a true hero and dialed help. "Don't worry, I got this one." They finally send cops about an hour later. Good thing none of us were bitten, we'd hit rigor mortis by the time the cops would have gotten there. If only we were a donut shop, they'd have already been here prior to us finding the snake. Through much effort, we finally work together with the lone cop they sent and discover it isn't a rattlesnake but had a hiss like a rattlesnake's death shake. Whew, just your average every day 5-foot long 2nd most poisonous snake in Texas, that's a relief. The snake was later charged with Rattler Identity Theft and sentenced to expulsion from the domicile. I was later charged on assault with a battery towards the cop for letting it go right outside our front door, but that's a different story. So I guess rattling with criminal intent would be a bad thing, but my sister's baby isn't cuffed, so I guess it isn't. But either way, its just as bad. Its a highly poisonous something or other, I was too busy making sure the snake was snared to pay attention to what the guy was saying. We made our way outside and freed our reptilian captive where he proceeded to go back towards the house we just liberated him from so he catches him and directs him to the first flight out of the yard. Rid of him as far as we know.
And last but not least, my sister is pregnant again! A regular baby despenser she is, Pez should sue her for copyright infringement. For those of you who haven't seen her first baby, here's a photo or two attatched. They can barely afford to take care of one baby, and he claims he couldn't have children at all, and he's already starting a baseball team. I'm not saying anymore on this subject out of fear this wil lbe fileld with anger and become even longer! And besides, my sister left her baby with me just now because her boyfriend is making alcoholism popular with his friends and needs me to watch him for a bit.
Thanks for reading, everyone. All comments and anything else is appreciated! I hope you all continue to do well and I will speak with whoever wants to talk to me afterward. If you do, I will be quite surprised.
Goodnite all, and thanks again for taking the time.
~DJ~
Its been forever since I've updated on here, and I'm not very active on here because I have the slowest internet connection known to man. I've baked potatoes faster than this.
But anyway..How is everyone doing? I hope everyone is doing well. I've got a few updates.
First off, the past few weeks have been really crappy. My mom divorces my dad, my grandma has passed away, random snakes habitating in the store room, another pregnancy and lots of fun for everyone.
My mom told me a few weeks ago she was divorcing my dad because of his alcoholism. She told me he took it well. She was gonna give him a few weeks to get his stuff straight before she left but she decided to leave early, so I am currently helping my dad pay bills and may become homeless because lack of funds. Woo! Fun times. And my dad hasn't been to work alll week and doesn't seem like he plans to go back. He keeps procrastinating as always, waiting on everyone to force him to do something, thats why this house is in shitty condition. I don't know where I'm going to end up.I may be looking for a roommate if anyone is interested.
Rumor has it she has recently been seen a lot at this trading place a lot, so she may have a new boyfriend or something already. A few days go by, Sunday. My grandma comes and pays us a visit and lo and behold she's plastered just like my father, she comes in talking shit about me and my dad, bullshit as usual. She ends up storming out of the house in a huff and I don't talk to her again. Two days go by, my mom wakes me up. She tells me my grandma has died. I asked her to repeat what she said, I heard her correctly. My dad and sister went over there that morning because she didn't arrive at work at the usual time she usually does so everyone began to worry. She sat in her house for a good 7 hours before the coroner got there to get her body. My sister and dad sat at her house with my grandma still in her bed for a while, my sister was all upset by it. When the people finally did show up, it wasn't who they thought it was. It was the douche sherrif of her town, a good friend of hers. Her body was still in her room, and he had the balls to go up to my father and say "If you are ever interested in selling this place, let me know," like an insensitive prick. Anyway, she finally gets picked up and my dad gets plastered as we all forsaw coming. He waits and waits before someone makes him go to the funeral home and plan it so it ends up being on Labor Day, or whichever holiday it was this Monday. The funeral goes okay, and I'm finally getting closer with my brother whom I've never been able to. At least that came of it. R.I.P. Grandma. I'm sorry we couldn't end on better words.
The night before my grandma's funeral, my sister goes into our store room and looks for some clothes to wear to it. Its Midnight-ish. She's in there, suddenly we hear a scream and a streak of flesh colored wind run by. At the end of it is my sister, breathing heavily, confused and shaken. She described to us an encounter that seemed that of a rattlesnake. "I was in the back room and I was looking for clothes when I started hearing a rattle. I thought it was the air conditioner! but the air conditioner kicked off and I still heard the rattle, I shined a light to look around to see what was making it and I saw a big-ass snake!! I hauled ass out of there!!" So naturally, disbelief from my part, I investigate. I go in first followed by her boyfriend. Two seconds later, prior to the fight to get out of the door first, was the discover of this snake. Pretty big, I should say. We baracaded the door, the dogs are always going in there, luckily they are fine.Well I picked up my cell like a true hero and dialed help. "Don't worry, I got this one
." They finally send cops about an hour later. Good thing none of us were bitten, we'd hit rigor mortis by the time the cops would have gotten there. If only we were a donut shop, they'd have already been here prior to us finding the snake. Through much effort, we finally work together with the lone cop they sent and discover it isn't a rattlesnake but had a hiss like a rattlesnake's death shake. Whew, just your average every day 5-foot long 2nd most poisonous snake in Texas, that's a relief. The snake was later charged with Rattler Identity Theft and sentenced to expulsion from the domicile. I was later charged on assault with a battery towards the cop for letting it go right outside our front door, but that's a different story. So I guess rattling with criminal intent would be a bad thing, but my sister's baby isn't cuffed, so I guess it isn't. But either way, its just as bad. Its a highly poisonous something or other, I was too busy making sure the snake was snared to pay attention to what the guy was saying. We made our way outside and freed our reptilian captive where he proceeded to go back towards the house we just liberated him from so he catches him and directs him to the first flight out of the yard. Rid of him as far as we know.And last but not least, my sister is pregnant again! A regular baby despenser she is, Pez should sue her for copyright infringement. For those of you who haven't seen her first baby, here's a photo or two attatched. They can barely afford to take care of one baby, and he claims he couldn't have children at all, and he's already starting a baseball team. I'm not saying anymore on this subject out of fear this wil lbe fileld with anger and become even longer! And besides, my sister left her baby with me just now because her boyfriend is making alcoholism popular with his friends and needs me to watch him for a bit.
Thanks for reading, everyone. All comments and anything else is appreciated! I hope you all continue to do well and I will speak with whoever wants to talk to me afterward. If you do, I will be quite surprised.
Goodnite all, and thanks again for taking the time.~DJ~