darknyghtzdream

OK! I don't get it. Guys... guys guys guys. When you go into a cam chat, why are you so stupid? First off, "u talk lk this", or "LIKE THIS", or "jejeje u talking thiz". Then you're font is an abnoxious neon green, or yellow that half the people can't read - no it doesn't make you stand out, it makes you get ignored... fast. You troll the rooms for girls claiming you're dick is so huge and you're just so awesome that everyone should want to drop their pants and mount you. Here is the sad truth: If you were really half as awesome as you claim to be, you'd have a girlfriend there to fuck rather then trolling the room for pussy. It's the truth. Accept it. Then if you find a girl on cam, you don't know how to act. You become a horny, illitterate ( don't comment on my spelling, at least I spell "you" with the other two letter and not just a "oo" sound. e_e ), stupid, angry, abusive peter jackson, shouting things like "u sho titz" or "( o ) ( o )" or "show your tits". Then... if the girl ( shockingly ) doesn't feel like doing it, the either she's actually a guy ( which makes me wonder about your sexuality if you know it's a guy and you want him to show... ) or she's a slut. Now - not that I agree with this - but wouldn't her <b>showwing</b> make her a slut? Don't get me wrong. I think the female form is one of the most beautiful things in existance, and a woman who is proud of her body and shows it off ( weither she be thin, fat, or anything between ) is cool in my book. More power to you. Most women are too self contious about their bodies. But yeah, if she shows, you call her a whore. If she doesn't show, you call her a whore, or a man. If she doesn't wanna show a certain part of her body... she's a whore... or a slut. Even more, wtf do you start asking for crazy stuff? Pee in a glass? Don't get me wrong, if you like it, you like it, whatever, But peeing in a glass on cam? Come on. WtF? You go pee in a glass on cam, see how much fun it is, and then tell yourself that women don't have a PENIS to aim you dipshit! Someone fell off the short bus huh? Poor you. Choke yourself with your cam cord and die. And, 99% of the time, women don't want to see your penis at first. If you get a girl who's like "I don't wanna see your face I wanna see your penis" it's probably a guy. THink about that and feel like a homosexual ( FtR I'm bi so I have nothing against homosexuals - no I'm not looking for a bf, sorry ). So don't sit there with your cam on your penis. 99% of the time they don't wanna see it and 99.9% of the ones who do aren't impressed by your size. Show your face, ask if they want to see it or wait for them to ask. You'll get a HELL of alot farther. Hell you may even get to see without showwing. If you really wanna have someone watch you masturbate patheticly to episodes of Hannah Montanna, go to the M4M chats, you'll get TONZ of people wanting to watch you.

Now... women... You're not immune either. Get over yourself. The only reason tonz of guys want to see you is because.. well... see the above. They're pathetic. Don't get me wrong, I'm sure you're beautiful but damn... some of these girls on these cam sites are so full of themselves it's easy to see how they got stupid - all their ego pushed out their intellect cause it was taking too much space. Know who you are, but never think more of yourself then what you are. There's no woman in the world that can have "any guy she wants" cause... someone out there is more concited then her and WILL reject her. That "perfect" woman has a first crush who ignored her completly. But yeah, here's my problem really with you: Why do you go into the wrong chatrooms? OK... if you don't want to show, why go into a camchat named "Girls who like to show"? If you don't want guys to proposition you for cam sex why go into a room called "Virtual Shagging" or "Horny Girls who Love Cam Sex"? WtF? Why would you come into a room called "Guys who show cock to women" and complain that all the guys have their cock on cam? Are you stupid or can't you read? If you don't wanna show, there are tonz of rooms I'm sure in the places you go where it's not expected that you're going to show. Yes... you shouldn't have to show if you don't want to but why go somewhere were you'd think you would. That's like going to a nudist retreat and being mad cause people look at you odd cause you wont take your clothes off. What... are you really that dense? Why go into a chat called "Cyber sex for you" and be like "Well I didn't come here to have cyber sex, I came here for advice." ... All the people in that chat are probably guys trolling for pussy because they don't havce a girlfriend or cant get their gf to do anything with them. Do you REALLY want advice from these people?

Ugh... people... are so fucking stupid.