y the fack am i getting e harmony emails...
at my gym if it aint 1 thing its another. guys lifting less weight then my work pants weigh, grunting or sounding like constipated donkeys loud enough that the people on the 3rd floor getting teeth pulled can hear. then 2day some chick decided to wear shorts that rode up her a@*.
best part of today...
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im using studio 1 at the gym, no lights n some chick knew i was in there n decided to come in asked to if she could turn the lights on. said sure, waited for the song i was listening to to end and left ~_~ bet shes ganna tell the manager i was stalking her or some shit, that or shes never going back...
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friend tells me i need to cycle supplements for working out, says my livers r ganna get messed up. if only, time to up the ante
other day boss said i need to work faster. id like to see his bitch ass lift something that says it 150lbs but it aint feels more like 200lbs at least. he says hes got a messed up wrist and wines about dealing with 5 gallon paint buckets. i bust that shit faster then him and my shoulder is more jacked up then his since...
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r stupid as a sack of hammers. just because theres 1 girl in the weight room, u dont need to sound like ur in a tijuana donkey show when ur only lifting 10 pounds. bench 300, i make no sound other then exhaling. curling 60lbs, i make no sound. leg press close to 700lbs and i still make no noise. ~_~
now back to staring...
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have they invented something like from the movie paycheck. select the shit to erase and bam, it never happened.
about to say fuck it and just get this version of harley tattooed. still cant think of or find a pose to have her in to make it unique ~_~
i also want to punch something
4 days til the final season of sons. also the release date of destiny.
on the downside i thought this chic was dead, o.d'ed in a ditch... wonder what id do if she decided to speak to me again... last time i learned a lesson
how the hell do i remind a chick of edward scissorhands???
>_>
i dont see it
only day theres anything to do. at least after falling skies, the strain, and the last ship r streamed. wish id wake up in an alternate reality, either wake up in post apocalyptic future like borderlands or like destiny, or wake up as a mutant like mystique
no dudes asked me if ive got a girlfriend since i started working at home depot o_o