(ponces on Darkfae, throws her way up high in the air all spinny like an ice-skater grrl, catches her, turns her upside down, shakes her gently so all her loose change falls out, sets her down on the couch, steals said loose change, and vanishes back into the shadows like a giant white ninja)

I'm beginning to wonder if there is ever anything to do around here. Hope you had some luck finding something.