1. How tall are you barefoot?
6'2"
2. Have you ever smoked?
yep
3. Do you own a gun?
nope
4. Rehab?
hard knocks are my rehab
5. Do you get nervous before "meeting the parents"?
nope.
6. What do you think of hot dogs?
lips and assholes, I'll pass.
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
skim milk
9. Do you do push-ups?
only if I can't get to a bench press.
10. Have you ever done ecstasy?
yep
11. Are you vegan?
ha...ha....
12. Do you like painkillers?
Most of them don't work on me.
13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
humor, sensitivity, humility, mad tantric sex skills and my huge cock 
14. Do you own a knife?
several
15. Do you have ADD?
No, most things just aren't very interesting.
16. Birthday?
every year (IT'S ON THE PROFILE, jeez)
17. Top 3 thoughts at this exact moment:
1)survey
2)sex
3)pee
18. Name the last 3 things you have bought?
1)powerball ticket
2)gas
3)Advil
19. Name five drinks you regularly drink.
skim milk, water, sugar-free tropicana orangeade, cran-juice, diet cherry coke
20. What time did you wake up today?
5:00a
21. Current hair?
long, dark brown
22. Current worry?
the future
23. Current hate?
my boss
24. Favorite place to be?
snuggled w/ almalthia
25. Least favorite place to be?
work
26. Place you want to go?
away
27. Do you own slippers?
no
28. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years?
who knows what fate may allow another day?
29. Do you burn or tan?
burn, severely
30. Last thing you ate?
grits
31. Would you be a pirate?
I AM a pirate, ye scurvy cur... 
32. Last time you had a nightmare?
I don't remember... I'm not easily scared
33. What song do you sing in the shower?
I don't sing in the shower.
34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
old age
35. What's in your pockets right now?
wallet, keys, butterfly knife, change, various bits of paper
36. Last thing that made you laugh?
leperous cunnilingus
37. Best bed sheets you had as a child?
Garfield
38. Worst injury you've ever had?
infection in my leg post-surgery that resulted in 2 months of downtime.
40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
2
41. Who is your loudest friend?
BJ
42. Who is your most silent friend?
Sean
43. Does someone have a crush on you?
Who doesn't?
45. What is your favorite book?
I have a lot of favorites.
46. What is your favorite candy?
sugar-free twizzlers (weak, I know.)
47. What song do/did you want played at your wedding? The Emporer's Theme from Star Wars. On kazoos. In retrospect, perhaps something else...
48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
Something people can dance to.
49. What were you doing 12AM last night?
snoring.
50. Do you like the pain associated with Tattoos?
mmmmm, sweet sweet endorphins.
51. What the fuck happened to Question 7, 39 and 44?!?
MotherTeresa could have answered them, but then she'd have to kill you.
I just wish her whole situation wasn't so...fragile. God, it's like walking on glass, man.