darkdrow

Argh

So I stole the baby.. now what do i do...

Just kidding.. could you imagine!!!

I showed up to service an account today and the manager was waiting for me. He told me I was to issue them a price increase of 20%. He said this for no good reason other than he appreciated my work and wanted to keep me on board for as long as I would stay. "Oh shit... something bad is about to happen" I say this because I find that when something unexpected and good happens.. something ten times worse usually accompanies it.

Got into my van to head home when I was done.. wouldnt start. Had to get it towed to my mechanic. My idiot sister seemed to find the way to drive six blocks that equaled 30 minutes, so I froze in the snow waiting for her.. and when I went to tip the tow truck driver.. I realized I had loaned the last of my cash to a friend. The same friend who had the baby I wanted to steal

I apologized and told him I would drop a tip to him at his office tomorrow. I hope he believed me.

I hope my mechanic can fix it by tomorrow night because I need my van for Friday morning...