well yesterday and today were by far the most interesting because ive been workin the dtc (1st and santa clara). it has the highest concentration of homeless mentally disturbed people in the south bay. down there crazy people are called 'squirls' and the dtc is called the 'squirl nest'. the gross mexicans who look for work and make cat calls at the women are known as "flies". i swear in the last two days ive seen some of the fuckin weirdest shit ever. we have people who talk to themselves....then get mad and argue with themselves......we have people who bark like dogs.....people smoke crack out front......you should see what happens to someone who drinks a forty of old-e and takes lithium, its something else running around like a coked up hamster......we got a guy who looks just like the crack head from the dave chapelle show only about 20yrs older but he has the high pitched mike tyson voice, he loves to say motherfucker.....--->"hey motherfucker you spilled motherfucking coffee on my fuckin shoes mother fucker, yeah fuck you motherfuckin bitch, bitch ass motherfucker (the response from the other bum) shut up man your a fuckin bum and you smell like shit, fuck your shoes bitch.......at this point im usually laughing so hard im crying, this goes on until i step outside and yell "hey shut the fuck up THE BOTH OF YOU". then i go back inside and drink my red bull (coffee is bad for you).....this goes on for hours with new 'squirls' coming in every minute.... the dtc is where you buy all your lightrail passes and flash passes for buses, eco cards you name it. we got one guy though whos a tranny hes about 240lbs and hes built like a tank, this guy could easyly take on a handful of cops....he wears a mini skirt and haltertop, lipstick, eyelines you name it. has the limp wrist with the purse..... and he tries to make his vioce very feminine..... he is something else!....you learn though to always sterilize your hands i do about 20 times a day... for all i known these crazy people could be sticking there hands in each others asses.... hell they try to shit on the sidewalk when they can (no joke) they even try to bathe in the fountains we call them 'squirl fountains' and had the city turn them off because one of the squirls 'camilla' tries to douche in the damn thing.....anyway ill be there tomorrow for another day of fun 