dark_magician

I suppose this is my first journal, uh Russo came over tonight and we watched Nightmare before Christmass. Then she played with my nipple rings, which was by all means awesome. She wouldn't do anything else though, so I'm sitting here with some wicked blue balls as I type. She thought it was pretty funny, so did I as a matter of fact. I got a new gig today for an orphanage. I'm thrilled about it, it's a quick five hundred bucks for twenty minutes. I think they want me to write some custome jokes for them, but for less than a thousand I don't do that. I'll catch you guys later, I'm gonna go relieve my blue balls.