daphnee

Friendly Advice to a Lot of Young Men

Go to Tibet.

Ride a camel.

Read the bible.

Dye your shoes blue.

Grow a beard.

Circle the world in a paper canoe.

Subscribe to The Saturday Evening Post.

Chew on the left side of your mouth only.

Marry a woman with one leg and shave with a straight razor.
AND CARVE YOUR NAME IN HER ARM.

Brush your teeth with gasoline.
Sleep all day and climb trees at night.

Be a monk and drink buckshot and beer.
Hold your head under water and play the violin.

Do a belly dance before pink candles.

Kill your Dog.

Run for Mayor.

Live in a barrel.

Break your head with a hatchet.

Plant tulips in the rain.

BUT DON'T WRITE POETRY ..........................................