Well shit. Somehow I thought it would be warranted to keep sleeping this morning, having crazy fever dreams. I dreamt so many fucked up things:
- having an out of body experience watching administrators at work decide what to do with me after being late
- some kind of pseudo-Oedipal sex where I never see her face, so she could be anyone, but the dream suggests it's my Mom. Gross, right? And then I come, but I'm pissing everywhere. Thanks, subconscious.
- writing in to work on my iPhone that I'll be in late
- more pissing instead of precious bodily fluids (I had a full bladder, that must explain it)
I forget the rest. It was some fucked up shit.
So I woke up at 1:30pm not having emailed in to work or anything. Fuck. I had received a call from work presumably checking in to see how I was doing/where I was.
Normal people would be worried about losing their jobs. I go Ostrich mode on that, sticking my head in a hole so I don't see the danger. I'm more embarassed and ashamed. 27 and I'm still waking up late for work like I did at 18. Sigh.
In response, I've eaten a whole tub of Alouette
Garlic & Herbs cheese spread on some Townhouse crackers.
- having an out of body experience watching administrators at work decide what to do with me after being late
- some kind of pseudo-Oedipal sex where I never see her face, so she could be anyone, but the dream suggests it's my Mom. Gross, right? And then I come, but I'm pissing everywhere. Thanks, subconscious.
- writing in to work on my iPhone that I'll be in late
- more pissing instead of precious bodily fluids (I had a full bladder, that must explain it)
I forget the rest. It was some fucked up shit.
So I woke up at 1:30pm not having emailed in to work or anything. Fuck. I had received a call from work presumably checking in to see how I was doing/where I was.
Normal people would be worried about losing their jobs. I go Ostrich mode on that, sticking my head in a hole so I don't see the danger. I'm more embarassed and ashamed. 27 and I'm still waking up late for work like I did at 18. Sigh.
In response, I've eaten a whole tub of Alouette
Garlic & Herbs cheese spread on some Townhouse crackers.